Dolly Parton

Ok…so apparently last week Howard Stern and his cretins  manipulated some of Dolly Parton’s recorded audio books into some stuff that was kind of racist and sexually graphic.  (Who in the hell thought of that idea on that stupid show?!!)

Anyways…Dolly Parton was really upset when she heard what Howard had done.  Dolly released the following statement:

I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life. I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this. If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it’s going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this.

Yeeahh…You can’t really be mean to Dolly Parton.  She is like the sweetest!  Howard should apologize.  Howard is pretty cool, but you shouldn’t really mess with Dolly.  Dolly is a sweety!  Why in the hell would you even want to be mean to Dolly Parton?

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