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Hot damn!!  Nicollette Sheridan is like 44 years old and has a banging body!  She must spend a lot of time in the gym and like no time eating.  She looks awesome!  She is by far the hottest woman on Desperate Housewives.   

Man, did Michael Bolton break up with her??  If so, she must be a royal bitch.  I know most men will just deal with a bitch just because she is hot.  Nicollette must be an outrageous bitch.  

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Michael Bolton and Nicollette Sheridan have called off their engagement.

Bolton and Sheridan began dating back in 1993; however, they broke up only after a year and a half.  They reunited in 2005 and announced their engagement in 2006.  Did they really think it would work a second time around?  You should NEVER date someone you dated already…it never works out!

A rep for Nicollette has said, Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton have amicably ended their engagement.  They appreciate your respect for their privacy in this matter.”

Of course, this would come out right before “Desperate Housewives” comes back.  Hell, they are probably still dating, and she just wants press!

I didn’t like this couple together anyway.  I think Nicollette deserves someone who is gonna rough her up a bit.

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Apparently, Eva Longoria used to be ugly! HAHA I didn’t know she was so hot!  I think she still is ugly!!

Eva Longoria, star from Desperate Housewives, in a recent interview said:

 ”I was the darkest one of my family. I was the only one with black hair and the only one with dark skin.  All my sisters were light blondes with hazel eyes. They used to call me ugly duckling.”

“I grew up without being beautiful so I kind of relied on my personality and my character. I kind of developed a skill not to depend on anything superficial because I didn’t have anything superficial to depend on,” she added.

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I don’t know why anyone would want to see these pictures, but here they are!!!! Marcia Cross, star from “Desperate Housewives,” allowed her husband to take pictures of her showering in the great outdoors, and those pictures were “mistakenly thrown out” with the trash like over a year ago. The trash men found the pictures and kept them!!! Well they obviously sold the pictures, because they have been swirling around the internet. Although, they could make you sick….nobody needs to see a full on RED MUFF like that! It’s pretty damn gross!!! Marcia needs some serious clippers for Christmas (and trim that shit up!) TO SEE THE PICTURES of MARCIA CROSS NUDE and READ the REST of the STORY…Click to read more..

It’s so cute when celebrities actually think their marriages are going to work out.  Eva Longoria, from Desperate Housewives, went and got the date of her wedding (07-07-07) to Tony Parker tattooed on her wrist in roman numerals (VII VII MMVII).  Eva is so naive.   Doesn’t she realize that she will eventually get a divorce and have to turn that stupid tattoo into something else (like a stupid ass butterfly!!).   She is so stupid.  Someone give her a funnel cake….she hasn’t eaten in a year, and she isn’t thinking straight.

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