Hugh Hefner, Shannon Twins, Crystal Harris

Ok…Let me first state that I HATE that Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson are no longer Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends.  I get that they all have to move on, and they need to get their own lives.  YAY! RAH! Whatever.  But…I hate it!  I actually liked their little foursome.  They were the original “The Girl’s Next Door”, and I hate change.

Anywho…Hef now has three new girlfriends, and I just don’t get these girls.  Kristina and Karissa Shannon (better known as the Shannon twins) were his first girls.  He settled for these two after Holly broke his heart.  Then…along came Crystal Harris.  First of all, I don’t think these girls are as pretty as Holly, Bridget, and Kendra.  Not saying they are ugly, but in MY opinion they aren’t (as pretty).  Now…what is up with the twins?!  I know a whole lot of twins!  And…they stopped wearing matching clothes when they were like 8 years old.  So, what is up with these two?!  The Shannon twins are 19, and they dress alike for EVERY occasion.  UGH!  Would Hef please find someone who is not a twin to date!  It drives me crazy when they wear the same thing! 

Secondly, Crystal Harris, 22, the newest girlfriend went and changed her last name.  The week of October 30, 2008, Crystal Carter (before she changed her last name) was Cyber Club’s Coed of the week for Playboy.  Now…I don’t know if it’s because there is a porn star by the name of Crystal Carter out there…or if that porn star is actually her!  I wouldn’t be surprised if she was a porn star.  I just think Hef needs hotter girlfriends!!

Hugh Hefner girlfriends

I just hope these new girls don’t get a shot at their own show.  I really don’t want to see those twins.  They are clearly using the old man.  I think Hef should ask some other ladies out!  He needs to dump the twins and add some serious hotties!  Who…you ask?!?!  Well, I have a couple of suggestions.  Shannon James, Samantha Harris, and Spencer Scott!

Shannon James was Playboy Playmate for May 2007.  She is blonde, 22 years old, and super hot.  Plus, she used to work at Hooters, so you know Hef would love that!  She wants to be an entertainment broadcaster, so if she dated Hef, she could probably get her shot!

Shannon James

Samantha Harris was Playboy’s Cyber girl of the Month for April 2007.  Although she has red hair (which isn’t a norm for Hef), I still think this one is smokin’ hot with tons of attitude.  Hef could use a girl like Samantha to keep the Mansion fun!

Samantha Harris

Spencer Scott was Playboy Playmate for October of 2007.  Scott, 20, may look familiar because she was Holly Madison’s assistant in “The Girl’s Next Door.”  Hef should date her, because she is hot!!!!  Plus, she isn’t a twin, and she is actually a Playmate!

Spencer Scott

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