15 Jul
Posted by Ms Royale as Brooke Hogan, Chris Farley

Brooke Hogan thought it would be a cool idea to perform at Club Mansion in Miami. Unfortunately, she couldn’t find anything in her size to wear. I guess they don’t sell XXXXL size corsets!
This just reminds me of Chris Farley doing the “fat guy in a little coat” bit. What the hell was she thinking?!?!? Why does Brooke think she is a size zero?!?!
I get sooo pissed when I go shopping, and I can’t find a size 1. All the big sizes are left. No wonder…..all the big ass girls are taking the little clothes and squeezing into them! I blame Brooke Hogan! She looks awful. Someone needs to put her out of her misery. I have officially gone blind. Eww! Those poor club goers…I bet she ruined their night!

