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Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi: Not Splitsville Yet!

30 Oct

Posted by Ms Royale as Chris Crocker, Ellen DeGeneres, Portia de Rossi

There have been all these rumors swirling around that Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have broken up! But don’t believe everything you hear….because they haven’t. Reps for Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have said there is no truth to those rumors and the couple is still together.

I guess those rumors started because Ellen was really upset over that whole dog issue. She was crying a lot and people just assumed it must have been because there was something else going on (like a break up). How stupid! LEAVE ELLEN ALONE!!!! CAN”T YOU SEE SHE’S NOT WELL RIGHT NOW!! SHE’S UPSET ABOUT HER DOG!! (okay enough of acting like Chris Crocker) Ellen and Portia are a cute couple! I think they will last awhile.

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Chris Crocker is a Crock of $h!t

26 Oct

Posted by Steve as Britney Spears, Chris Crocker

Chris Crocker Nude Photos

It is Official Chris Crocker an openly gay 19-year-old (leave Brittney Spears alone guy) is living proof of why we should not hand Internet V-loggers the world just because they get 11 million views on a lame youtube video. I know MsRoyale, the main blogger on CelebrityRoyale may be a huge Chris Crocker fan, I on the other hand knew from the beginning that this guy was pretty sick in the head. This was not a stunt, rather a sick obsession with Britney Spears.

I just came across some Nude Chris Crocker photos that I will not even post in this blog. If you have a gallon of bleach handy then feel free to take a look. I am warning you, these are not safe for work. Chris Crocker Nude Photos. (NSFW)

Let’s recap some of the events since we met Chris Crocker just a few short weeks ago.

Onch Movement Jewelry is suing Britney’s #1 fan, Chris Crocker, for fraud and breach of contract! Onch, which alleges that Crocker failed to meet his obligations with regard to promoting their jewelry line. In exchange for a round trip airline ticket to L.A., Onch claims Crocker agreed to exclusively wear their jewelry, do two days of press for their line — including an in-studio photo shoot — and attend the “Just Britney” art show.
Chris Crocker inked a development deal with production company 44 Blue Productions to star in his own reality series. (If his proposed “Complaining with Chris Crocker” show is ever launched, I might cancel my cable.)
A rep from team Spears reportedly told US Magazine today that Miss Brit finds Chris Crocker, the fan that shot to YouTube fame with his leave-Britney-alone video, “creepy”. Britney does not think Chris Crocker is funny,” the insider told US Magazine. “She thinks that all his videos are an obvious attempt at fame.” She finds it insulting and difficult to watch.” [SAWF]
The 19-year-old pancaked blonde-bobbed Britney lover hit up the Z-list fest that was the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards on Tuesday, and nipslipped with everyone’s favorite male-to-female transgendered Arquette, Alexis! Girls will be girls! [TMZ]
Chris Crocker was even interviewed via Web cam on “the Jimmy Kimmel Show.
The headline on his myspace.com page reads, “Who am I? It’s more like WHAT am I! I am the future.” (Let’s Hope Not!)

While Chris Crocker continues to milk his 15 minutes for all they’re worth, the question is: Who will film the demise — of his fame?!

I would hate to think our society has been reduced to people saying the worst things and then getting a TV show out of it.

Like it or not, Chris has sealed his fate. For the rest of his life, he’s going to be like a circus freak. People will come along, poke him with a stick and demand he shriek something outrageous.

When somebody comes along that is even more desperate for attention, Chris may find himself very lonely.

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Heidi Montag and Chris Crocker could be sisters!

03 Oct

Posted by Steve as Chris Crocker, Heidi Montag

Wow….the similarities between Chris Crocker and Heidi Montag are just scary! Chris can obviously do his make-up better! Don’t they look like sisters!??! Who do YOU think is prettier?

I pick Chris!!

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Chris Crocker and Alexis Arquette bonding!

03 Oct

Posted by Ms Royale as Alexis Arquette, Chris Crocker

So last night Chris Crocker was seen at the Fox Reality Awards. Plus, he was hanging out with Alexis Arquette! How GREAT is that?!?! Alexis is the ~~brother sister~~ brother of David Arquette, but Alexis was actually born Robert Arquette. However, Alexis claims the female gender. Alexis was on The Surreal Life, and I must say…I am such a fan! Chris, who everyone knows as the “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE” person, was just sexin it up with his little outfit! Chris is a big hit on You Tube. He has made a ton of videos, which are extremely entertaining. Can you imagine Alexis and Chris having their own show!! OMG! I would love it! Chris actually does pretty better than some of my friends who are actual girls!

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Chris Crocker will get his own show!

22 Sep

Posted by Ms Royale as Britney Spears, Chris Crocker

This is Chris Crocker…you know the guy that cried over Britney Spears!?!? I am sure you have all seen that video! “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!” Yes! Well…TMZ has released news that this guy/girl (whatever) has signed a deal to produce a reality show with 44 Blue Productions. I posted one of his video’s on here because I assume this is what his new show is gonna be like! He is actually pretty entertaining!It’s a HAIR FLIP!!!