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Cheryl Burke: Upset About Her Fat?

09 Oct

Posted by Ms Royale as Cheryl Burke, Dancing With The Stars, Roseanne Barr

Lard ass, Cheryl Burke, is getting all bent out of shape because people have caught on to the fact that she is super fat. She, of course, is getting all upset about it.

I mean…..ok…. Burke isn’t that huge. However, for a dancer, she is pretty damn big. I knew this one girl in highschool who totally thought she was gonna make it in life as a dancer, but she just didn’t have the body for it. She was short and dumpy. She has to basically starve herself just to look decent. It really isn’t her natural body that looks good. So, Cheryl Burke has the same thing going on. Burke isn’t naturally thin. She is going to pork out really soon. She is only one cheeseburger away from being Roseanne Barr!

Burke recently said, “I want kids or women out there to realize you don’t have to be anorexic to be beautiful. There’s a lot of pressure living this Hollywood life. People expect to see you at a certain weight and when you gain a few pounds then all of a sudden it’s the talk of the week. People will always have an opinion about you, whether it’s good or it’s bad. But most important is to have a secure feeling about yourself and know that you’re beautiful regardless of what people think of you. When I was younger, I wasn’t stick thin. I wasn’t tall. I don’t have long legs. I wasn’t naturally skinny. As I grew older, I just became more comfortable in my own skin.”

Poor thing…she will never be thin. She must eat a lot too, because the girl dances a shit ton. She MUST feed the back rolls!! She looked better on last season of Dancing With The Stars….she is letting herself go!

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Kristi Yamaguchi Wins Dancing With The Stars!

21 May

Posted by Ms Royale as Cheryl Burke, Cristian de la Fuente, Dancing With The Stars, Edyta Sliwinska, Jason Taylor, Kristi Yamaguchi, Mark Ballas

Kristi Yamaguchi

Kristi Yamaguchi won last night on Dancing With The Stars!! Kristi along with her partner, Mark Ballas, had the highest scores of any competitor in the shows history!

Kristi Yamaguchi and Mark Ballas beat out Jason Taylor, his dance partner Edyta Sliwinska, Cristian de la Fuente, and his dance partner Cheryl Burke for the title!!

I’m just glad Cheryl (fat/ugly) Burke didn’t win!! She parades around like she is a famous, hot star….ummmm…NO Cheryl…you aren’t!

Congrats to Kristi and her partner Mark!! You guys deserved it!