10 Nov
Posted by Ms Royale as Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Chelsea Handler, Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey, Tom Cruise

Jim Carrey poked fun at Tom Cruise and Angelina Jolie while appearing on the ‘Chelsea Lately’ show.
During his talk with Chelsea, the ‘Christmas Carol’ star stated he wanted to cut some celebrities down to size, branding them ”spoiled brats.”
When host Chelsea Handler suggested he start with Tom Cruise, Carrey replied:
“Oh, set before me a meal - oh my God! A Christmas feast!”
Then, he sarcastically added:
“Tom Cruise - let me see - one of the hardest working people I’ve ever seen, and like a total gentleman and *******. What a jerk!”
When Chelsea suggested he comment on Brad Pitt, Carrey didn’t have anything bad to say. He said:
“Well, you really can’t say anything about Brad Pitt. Angelina Jolie? Oh yeah, so she’s the problem for sure, we’re ok with him, seriously, because he can do no wrong.”
Too bad they didn’t spend the whole time bashing celebrities!! I would LOVE to hear what he had to say about SEVERAL different people. Jim is just awesome! I can see why Jenny McCarthy loves him so much. I bet they have so much fun together.
Go see ‘A Christmas Carol’! It’s actually really good!
06 Nov
Posted by Ms Royale as Chelsea Handler, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Lamar Odom, Ryan Seacrest

Will Lamar and Khloe start making babies right away!?! Well, Lamar would like to!
When Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom appeared on Chelsea Lately (hosted by Chelsea Handler), the couple admitted that everything in their relationship has gone FAST! When Chelsea asked Lamar if he wanted to start a family right away, he said, “I do.” (Man…he really has that phrase down)! Khloe responded with, “Ok!”
Khloe also confirmed that the couple married exactly one month after meeting. She wanted to elope; however, they decided against that. Her mother, Kris Jenner, planned the wedding in 9 days.
“We got married exactly a month from the day that we met,” Khloe said. “I personally didn’t want a huge wedding. I wanted to keep it quiet. But my mom…. Kim eloped, so Kim kind of ruined it for me. So we had to do the big wedding for Kris, and she took full advantage of it.”
Khloe also confirmed that Ryan Seacrest, producer of ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’ and ‘Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami,’ would like to create a reality show for the newlyweds. Well…of course he does!! He would like to make more money off of your dumbass!!!
I can’t wait to see how long this lasts! I love Khloe and all…I just don’t think this one is gonna last! OR…perhaps Khloe is already pregnant?! Maybe she has a little bun in the oven?!?!
29 Oct
Posted by Ms Royale as Chelsea Handler, Jay Leno, Playboy

Last night, Chelsea Handler appeared on The Jay Leno Show. It was a rather boring appearance until the very end when Leno surprised Handler by unveiling her Playboy cover.
It was soooo obvious the photo had been photoshopped! Chelsea joked that she had quit drinking “for a day” to get in shape for her photo shoot. However, after the photo was revealed, she said, “We need the guy that airbrushed me to come back.”
I think Chelsea was really caught off guard. I think she realized that the photo looked nothing like her in a bikini! Obviously, she HAD to make a comment about the airbrushing!