These celebrities could be TWINS!  Ok…maybe not twins, but they could be related!  I have a top 15 list of celebrities that bear a very close resemblance to each other.

15. Billy Idol & Pink  (could be brother and sister)

14. Dita Von Teese & Evan Rachel Wood (look alike and go after the same men)

13. Lauren Conrad & Christine Taylor (I wonder if Ben Stiller would agree?)

12. Mila Kunis & Vanessa Hudgens (wow…they could be sisters)

11. Jessica Alba & Marlene Favela (Cash Warren probably wouldn’t be able to tell these beauties apart)

10. Christina Aguilera & Julianne Hough (Julianne could be Christina’s lil sis!)

9. Mark McGrath & Ethan Hawke (these two love the scruffy look)

8. Erika Christensen & Julia Stiles (whatever happened to these two?)

7. Angelina Jolie & Megan Fox (Megan wants to be Angelina soooo bad)

6. Portia de Rossi & Drea de Matteo (wow….if they had the same hair color, it would be hard to tell them apart)

5. Zach Braff & Raffaello Follieri (Look alike and I heard they both treat women like crap)

4. Roselyn Sanchez & Nicole Scherzinger (They could be TWINS!)

3. Jeffrey Dean Morgan & Javier Bardem (umm…I am guessing they have the same mother)

2. America Ferrera & Jordin Sparks (I bet people confuse these two alllll the time)

1. Brooke Hogan & Jennifer McDaniel (Hulk Hogan’s daughter and girlfriend look exactly alike…ewww!)

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Brooke Hogan still HATES her mother.  In her upcoming album Redemption, Brooke tries to get at her mother, Linda Hogan, with a song called “Dear Mom.”  Here are some lyrics:

How could you give up
How could you do that
Why did you leave me
And when you come back
spending all time with him
You can’t even see me
Selfish
What is you
How you mistreated
Your own kids
How could you do that
I know we don’t talk now
How could you turn your back on me
It’s better to live than love you

hmmm…Why doesn’t she just kiss and make up!?  Brooke needs to stop being a brat and get over it.  That is her mother and life is too short.  Yes, Linda is a retard, but holding all of that anger isn’t healthy!

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Nick Hogan got out of jail this morning at 12:30a.m. in Clearwater, Florida. He served 166 days of an 8 month sentence for pleading no contest to reckless driving. Basically, he almost killing his best friend, John Graziano.

Anywho, he was apparently given time off for good behavior. Well, of course, he was going to be good. Did anyone really think he was gonna be a badass and start fights with dudes in jail? He is so wimpy. I bet he cried every single day. I just HOPE this fool doesn’t come out with his own reality show. I might have to throw forks in my eyes if that happens.

Brooke Hogan, Nick’s fugly sister, was waiting for her boyfriend brother as he was released. They hugged, made out, and made sure to speed the whole way back to momma Hogans house. They then partied the night away, while John Graziano is (yes) currently still lying in the hospital.

Linda Hogan released the following statement this morning begging for privacy. Unfortunately, she didn’t mean it, and they won’t be getting any privacy.

“This is our time as a family to come together to support Nick’s adjustment back into the public life keeping it as normal as possible. Neither Nick, nor we as a family, has any interest in making this anything but private. We respect the media’s role and only ask that they respect our privacy.Nick went into prison as a juvenile and has experienced something that will mold and affect him for the rest of his adult life. His focus is to make a positive difference in this world, media free. Since his future actions will speak louder than any words, there is no need to speak to the media at this time.”

This whole family is a mess. I am so happy I’m not apart of that mess.

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Brooke Hogan is so gross.  I can’t believe she actually has fans.  I mean there are seriously people that will stand up and say this person is good looking.  LOL…  I mean it is really no wonder the world has gone to shit.  So many retards out there. 

Here is Brooke “the beast” Hogan at the Bejeweled Swimwear show yesterday in Miami.  Why does she feel the need to show off her fake boobs??  She has zero class. 

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Poor Brooke Hogan.  People are just soooo mean to her!  Brooke is now upset that people don’t know she went to visit her brother, Nick Hogan, in jail this past weekend for this 18th birthday celebration behind bars!!  I can’t believe people would say that?!?!  How awful!  Of course she went!!!  She went as her dad’s girlfriend!

Brooke HOEgan is sooo upset that she just HAD to blog about it (because she has NOTHING better to do…it’s not like she has any singing gigs to go to)!!

The 8′2, blonde bimbo said the following:

“Stupid people of the press

Heres how stupid and inaccurate the media can be…

According to the press I didn’t show up to my brothers 18th birthday at the jail.

Lets see…

*hes in jail

*Its an important birthday…the big 18!!!

*I’m only a 4 hour drive to Tampa

*He’s the most important thing in my life.

They must have thought I didn’t show cause they didn’t SEE me.

uhh…there’s such thing as a back door you jerks.

In conclusion…That goes to show you that you can’t believe anything you watch on TV or read in magazines. Cause people will make up BS without even knowing the facts. Hey Media! Why don’t you gather facts, check them, and then give the public the truth? That might work. Oh no…I forgot. You make too much money telling LIES.

Needless to say, I WAS there for my brother on his birthday because he is my best friend and NOTHING comes before family.”

I am so glad she told us that!!  I was starting to think she was a bad sister!  My thoughts have totally changed about her now!!  Good thing she has nothing to do and can inform us on what is going on with her trashy world.  Brooke certainly knows a thing or two about back doors!

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Apparently, Playboy wants Brooke Hogan in their magazine!!  Omg…somebody please tell me this is a joke!  A BAD JOKE!  Brooke has reportedly not turned down the offer yet, which means we actually might be seeing her fugly ass in the pages of Playboy!

Brooke (no talent) Hogan, 20, has obviously never posed naked before, but we have seen her many times in magazines with a bikini and very heavily airbrushed and photoshopped!  Her father, Hulk Hogan, probably wouldn’t want her in Playboy, but Brooke is old enough to make her own stupid decisions.  A rep for Brooke said, “No decision has been made at this time.” 

I am begging Brooke right now to just NOT do the Playboy shoot!  Nobody really wants to see all that crap!  Besides, I would feel soooo bad for the individual who has to take hours and hours (possibly days) airbrushing and photoshopping those photo’s to make them look decent.  It isn’t right, Brooke!  Don’t do that to someone!  I implore you….Do NOT do it!

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Brooke Hogan thought it would be a cool idea to perform at Club Mansion in Miami.  Unfortunately, she couldn’t find anything in her size to wear.  I guess they don’t sell XXXXL size corsets!

This just reminds me of Chris Farley doing the “fat guy in a little coat” bit.  What the hell was she thinking?!?!?  Why does Brooke think she is a size zero?!?!

I get sooo pissed when I go shopping, and I can’t find a size 1.  All the big sizes are left.  No wonder…..all the big ass girls are taking the little clothes and squeezing into them!  I blame Brooke Hogan!  She looks awful.  Someone needs to put her out of her misery.  I have officially gone blind.  Eww!  Those poor club goers…I bet she ruined their night!

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I think it is soooo sad that Brooke Hogan thinks she is attractive.  She is nothing more than a beast!  Look at her eyes!!!  Is she on drugs?  Did she not get any sleep last night?  She looks awful!  She is a damn beast!  umm…nice stomach, Brookie Bear!  Who did her makeup?  Her mom?!!?  Her hair sucks…ugh…I just can’t stand her.  She has no talent, and she is hideous!  Yet, we have to see crap like this from Brooke.  She honestly thinks she is sexy! HA!  What a riot!

Ok…I’m off to vomit now!

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Stupid Brooke Hogan is all upset her brother, Nick Hogan, was sentenced to 8 months in jail.  Brooke has been blogging on Myspace again!!!  Check out this load of crap (from Brooke herself):

I know most of the public thinks my brother is some rich little selfish kid, but NO ONE knows the real story and I’m really pissed that the truth didn’t come out from either side. A LOT of lies were told in that trial. Believe me. And it wasn’t from us. John was NEVER home. He was at our house. ALL THE TIME. that should say enough…. Im not going to be out spoken right now, but If some s*** doesn’t start getting straightened out, A lot of people are going to eat their words for lieing. I know all of the truth and I have back up. I never know how twisted this world could be but I’m starting to figure it out. And I’m gonna have to jump off my high road and tackle some ppl who are taking the low road. I know you guys don’t understand, but you will really really soon. Keep praying. And by the way, before you judge anybody, make sure you really know them. I promise you if you were to meet my brother he would give you the shirt off his back. He’s not “NICK HOGAN.” AND hes not the person he plays on tv. People are so gullible now a days…

Brooke, shut up!  Nobody cares!  Everyone hates you!  How about if we let your brother out and you promise to disappear and never hurt our ears with your crappy singing again??  Is that fair?!  Awesome!  Until the judge goes for that….SHUT  YOUR MOUTH!

Hope Nick hasn’t dropped the soap yet!!

What is Brooke trying to say anyway??  That John Graziano didn’t like his family!?! John was always hanging out with the Hogan’s because he was friends with Nick and probably TRUSTED him….ya know…not to try to kill him!!  What a bitch?!  He can’t even speak for himself anymore…her brother almost killed him (well Nick turned him into a vegetable!)  How dare her!!  BITCH!  Brooke SHOULD NOT say shit about John!!  She is so stupid!

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Okay…this isn’t right!!  Hulk Hogan rubbed suntan lotion on his daughter’s ass while hanging out at a L.A. pool yesterday.  Perhaps I am a little crazy, but I would NEVER let my dad do that!!!  And…I mean I think my dad is awesome and all; however, I wouldn’t let him touch my ass nor would he want to!!!  I freakin knew Hulk was a weirdo perv for his daughter, Brooke!  I mean come the freak on!!!  Can Brooke not put lotion on her own ass?!?  Can she not find a dude to do that?!  I mean I know she is chunky and hideous, but damn girl needs to find someone else to touch her ass.  THAT IS GROSS…and WEIRD!!  It’s just wrong on soooo many different levels!  Mama Hogan needs to put the smack down on that shit!!

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