Stupid Brooke Hogan is all upset her brother, Nick Hogan, was sentenced to 8 months in jail.  Brooke has been blogging on Myspace again!!!  Check out this load of crap (from Brooke herself):

I know most of the public thinks my brother is some rich little selfish kid, but NO ONE knows the real story and I’m really pissed that the truth didn’t come out from either side. A LOT of lies were told in that trial. Believe me. And it wasn’t from us. John was NEVER home. He was at our house. ALL THE TIME. that should say enough…. Im not going to be out spoken right now, but If some s*** doesn’t start getting straightened out, A lot of people are going to eat their words for lieing. I know all of the truth and I have back up. I never know how twisted this world could be but I’m starting to figure it out. And I’m gonna have to jump off my high road and tackle some ppl who are taking the low road. I know you guys don’t understand, but you will really really soon. Keep praying. And by the way, before you judge anybody, make sure you really know them. I promise you if you were to meet my brother he would give you the shirt off his back. He’s not “NICK HOGAN.” AND hes not the person he plays on tv. People are so gullible now a days…

Brooke, shut up!  Nobody cares!  Everyone hates you!  How about if we let your brother out and you promise to disappear and never hurt our ears with your crappy singing again??  Is that fair?!  Awesome!  Until the judge goes for that….SHUT  YOUR MOUTH!

Hope Nick hasn’t dropped the soap yet!!

What is Brooke trying to say anyway??  That John Graziano didn’t like his family!?! John was always hanging out with the Hogan’s because he was friends with Nick and probably TRUSTED him….ya know…not to try to kill him!!  What a bitch?!  He can’t even speak for himself anymore…her brother almost killed him (well Nick turned him into a vegetable!)  How dare her!!  BITCH!  Brooke SHOULD NOT say shit about John!!  She is so stupid!

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Okay…this isn’t right!!  Hulk Hogan rubbed suntan lotion on his daughter’s ass while hanging out at a L.A. pool yesterday.  Perhaps I am a little crazy, but I would NEVER let my dad do that!!!  And…I mean I think my dad is awesome and all; however, I wouldn’t let him touch my ass nor would he want to!!!  I freakin knew Hulk was a weirdo perv for his daughter, Brooke!  I mean come the freak on!!!  Can Brooke not put lotion on her own ass?!?  Can she not find a dude to do that?!  I mean I know she is chunky and hideous, but damn girl needs to find someone else to touch her ass.  THAT IS GROSS…and WEIRD!!  It’s just wrong on soooo many different levels!  Mama Hogan needs to put the smack down on that shit!!

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Brooke Hogan attended the Florida Atlantic University final football scrimmage while filming her new reality show.  And…I’m not sure what made me sicker in this picture.  Was it her nails, her chubbiness, her saggy boobs, or maybe it was her awesome butt chin?!?!  Hmm…not sure!!  All I know is I will be cleaning up my keyboard for the next hour…since I just vomited all over it (after I saw these photo’s).  Damn… Brooke is nasty!! I think it’s soooo funny there are people out there that think she is hot!! HAHHA  LOVE IT!!  It just goes to show that some people are blind and desperate!

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Would someone please put Brooke Hogan out of her misery already?!  I will be spending the next 10 minutes cleaning the vomit off of my BCBG heels.  I seriously get sick every time I see this dumb whore!!

Brooke hosted a charity boxing event over the weekend that is going to be featured on an episode of her new reality show (wait for it…..) Brooke Knows Best.  OMG!  If she knew best, she would not have worn those purple earrings with that stupid purple handbag!  Ugh…would she just move out of the country already!!  I can’t take it!

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Finally, John Graziano’s family filed a lawsuit yesterday against the Hogans claiming they were responsible for the car crash that has put their son in the hospital.  The lawsuit cites three counts of negligence against Hulk Hogan (a.k.a Terry Bollea) and Nick Hogan,  one against Linda Hogan, and another count against the driver of the Dodge Viper that was racing with Nick Hogan.

John Graziano will require medical attention for the rest of his life, and I believe his family is doing the right thing.  Nick is a horrible driver, and his parents should take some responsibility!  Hell…I think Brooke is responsible too (just because she sucks).

Nick Hogan will also be facing charges of reckless driving with serious bodily injury.  I hope they punish Nick big time!!!!  John and his family will have to suffer for the rest of their lives, while Nick and his family can just go around having a great time.  Hulk Hogan is out having affairs, Linda is out spending money, Brooke is out hurting everyone’s ears with that horrible singing, and Nick is still walking around doing what he used to do!  He should be put behind bars!!

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Hulk Hogan is a cheater!  Reports have started to surface that Hulk Hogan had an affair with his daughter’s friend while he was still living with his wife, Linda Hogan!  Linda has filed for divorce and has since moved out of the Hulksters house.

Christiane Plante, 33, is apparently a friend of Hulks daughter, Brooke, and worked with her on her 2006 album.  Christiane just recently confessed to having an affair with Hulk Hogan to The National Enquirer.  Christiane said:

“My relationship with Terry [Hulk Hogan] began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed. Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong.”

“Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions,” added Christiane. “I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend.”

This whole affair took place during the Hogan’s reality show, “Hogan Knows Best.”  Poor Linda….got dumped for a dumb ass who wanted some publicity!  Brooke’s friends are all whores…of course!

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is officially FAT!  That is one massive ass!!!  She makes Brooke Hogan look small!  She has ripples everywhere!!  What the hell happened to her?  Perhaps Jennifer got extremely happy about being the star of the CBS drama “Ghost Whisperer” or being engaged to actor Ross McCall, but DAMN girlfriend…don’t let it all go to your head and start eating everything in sight!  You aren’t cute enough to blow up like a balloon!  You get over 300lbs. and you don’t have a job or a husband (get it J. Love?!?!) 

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Brooke Hogan was chillin by her hotel pool in Miami yesterday.  She doesn’t look that bad, but damn she is thick.  One more cupcake….and girlfriend is gonna blow up like a balloon!!  She has some serious thighs!  Those things could be weapons…all she has to do is wrap them around someone.  She will seriously have to starve herself just to maintain a thick body type.  Poor girl.  Brooke has no shot in life.  She can’t sing, her dad has a massive crush on her, her brother is gonna end up a prison bitch, and she looks like a man.

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Hulk Hogan (a.k.a Terry Bollea) and Linda Hogan (a.k.a. Linda Bollea) are getting a DIVORCE! The world MUST be coming to an END! After 23 years of marriage, Linda filed for divorce in Florida on Tuesday. Although there was no reason given for the divorce, the two had been seeing a marriage counselor for some time. Terry and Linda have two children, Brooke, 19, and Nick, 17.

The family of four have been stars in the VH1 reality show “Hogan Knows Best.” Nick Hogan was just arrested recently for reckless driving and injuring his passenger. Perhaps all that drama lead to the final breaking point for Hulk and Linda. Who knows!!! Or maybe Hulk and Linda kept fighting over what a loser their daughter, Brooke, was!! Either way…I bet their children were the total cause of this split!!! Their children are total losers! Brooke and Nick: LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!! Hulk was way way way too much into his daughter, Brooke, than into his wife, Linda, anyway…If ya know what I mean (mmhhmm). It was kind of weird!!

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Nick Hogan is such a compassionate blogger, he took some time yesterday to post his thoughts and feelings in a long overdue blog post in his MySpace blog. Before I slam Nick Hogan (son of wrester Hulk Hogan, brother of Brooke Hogan), on his spelling, capitalization, punctuation, and everything else, let me first remind you that Nick Hogan was wrecklessly driving his Toyota Supra in Clearwater, Florida and was involved in a terrible car accident earlier this August.

Driving irresponsibly in his Toyota Supra, Nick Hogan and his passenger John J. Graziano were both injured. Nick was released the next morning with a broken arm. John J. Graziano, an Iraq War Veteran sustained massive head injuries and will most likely spend the rest of his life in a nursing home on life support.

In Nick Hogans MySpace Blog, he gives an update to what has been going on since the crash.

Click to Read More About Nick Hogans MySpace Blog Post.

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