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Jessica Simpson Hates Melrose Place!

02 Nov

Posted by Ms Royale as Ashlee Simpson, Ashlee Wentz, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, Jessica Simpson, Pete Wentz, Twitter

Jessica Simpson is bitter. Why?? Because her life sucks…she sucks…and her sister sucks! I guess I would be bitter too!

Jessica took to her Twitter to bitch about her sister sucking so bad. Jessica wrote:

“CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press.”

Yeah…Melrose Place is doing just fine without Ashlee. Ya see…producers of the show realize they made a HORRIBLE mistake when they hired Ashlee, so they just tried to make it better by getting rid of her!

Sources say that Ashlee Simpson was FIRED from Melrose Place because she was “embarrassingly bad!” Some even said she was the worst actress, but nobody would tell her. I agree with that!

Ashlee apparently doesn’t want to go back to singing because (1) she can’t really sing and (2) she doesn’t want to be away from Jungle Book boy, Bronx Mowgli. Let’s review: Ashlee sucks at acting…sucks at singing…sucks at being a wife (this I just assume since Pete parties with other girls)!

What the hell is Jessica bitching about? And…what would Jessica know about good acting or the different between a good script and a bad script? Jessica was in Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous, Blonde Ambition, and Major Movie Star. Did you see any of those? Nope…I didn’t think so! Talk about BAD acting! The Simpson’s need to give it up….

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Ashlee Simpson Attacks Michelle Trachtenberg!

03 Jun

Posted by Ms Royale as Ashlee Simpson, Ashlee Wentz, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, Michelle Trachtenberg, Pete Wentz

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Thereâ€™s about to be a what?!?!!Â A GIRL FIGHT!

Ashlee Simpson and hubby Pete Wentz attended the â€˜DJ Heroâ€™ party at LAâ€™s Wiltern Theater Monday evening.Â Along with other celebrities, Michelle Trachtenberg showed up!Â (side note:Â Michelle is Peteâ€™s ex-girlfriend).Â Apparently, Michelle attended the event with her new boyfriend.Â Michelle and her new beau were sat directly in front of Pete and wife Ashlee.Â (side note: NOT A GOOD IDEA)!

The evening started off fine.Â Everyone was civil.Â An eyewitness said,Â â€œPete and Ashlee had a pleasant conversation with Michelle and her boyfriend for close to 20 minutes.â€Â Ashlee even showed Michelle baby pictures of Bronx.Â While the evening went on, guests started to drink.Â Ashlee, no stranger to the bottle, started getting wasted.Â An eyewitness claims,â€Ashlee got very very drunk and she also kept making frequent bathroom trips.â€

â€œAs the evening went on and Ashlee started to get sloppier, things got out of control,â€ a partygoer confesses. Â A loud and obnoxiousÃ‚Â Ashlee began giving her husband a lap dance.Â â€œShe was staring directly at Michelle and starting hurling insults at her,â€ sources say.Â â€œShe was grinding up on Pete like a stripper. It was actually pretty disgusting!â€

A completely wasted Ashlee screamed at Michelle, â€œI hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was fucking him!â€

Michelle Trachtenberg was clearly not as drunk and decided to remain classy.Â She said, â€œIâ€™ve never said bad things about you. Iâ€™m happy for you guys.â€Â Ashlee continued to get loud and got in Michelleâ€™s face.Â Finally, Mark Hoppusâ€™s wife had to drag Ashlee away from Michelle to avoid a physical assault.Â Pete was clearly embarrassed by his wifeâ€™s actions.

Couple of things:Â First, Ashlee has no real talent-she canâ€™t really sing. Â Why does she think she is so great? Â The only reason she got a deal is because of her sister.Â Second, if she really was fucking Pete the whole time he was dating Michelle, then I wonder who he is fucking now?Â OnceÂ a cheaterâ€¦.ALWAYS a cheater! Third, she needs to get some class, sit the fuck down, and go take care of that dumbass baby. Â Sounds to me..she is JEALOUS of Michelle!!

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Pete Wentz: Partying With Girls In Vegas (NOT ASHLEE)!!

09 Apr

Posted by Ms Royale as Ashlee Simpson, Ashlee Wentz, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, Fall Out Boy, Pete Wentz

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Ashlee Simpson Wentz cannot be happy with new hubby, Pete Wentz, and his antics after his Las Vegas show!

Ashlee attended most of Pete’s shows; however, she had to leave right before the Vegas show to take care of son, Bronx Mowgli. I guess Pete was all to relieved that his wife couldn’t attend, and reverted back to his bachelor ways!

Ashlee was clearly upset to leave her “hubs” and took to Twitter saying, “I am beyong sad to leave my love… My heart is breaking as we drive home. I need my hubs.”

Shortly after the Fall Out Boy concert, Pete and his bandmates were in a hotel room partying with 50 people! He was grinding up on some biotches!

It really looks like deep down…Pete misses Ashlee and his son…NOT! My husband would NEVER pull that shit! Pete should be more careful. If this is an innocent situation, then he shouldn’t have had his picture taken. Ashlee cannot feel good about leaving to take care of their child, and then Pete goes on to dance with some bimbo’s! One party that gets a little out of hand… leads to another party that gets out of hand.

I give Pete and Ashlee another year or so. Those Simpson girls find a man and hold on for dear life!!!

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Ashlee Simpson Has Her Baby, Bronx Mowgli Wentz Is Here!

21 Nov

Posted by Ms Royale as Ashlee Simpson, Ashlee Wentz, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, Pete Wentz

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz welcomed their baby boy yesterday, Thursday, in Los Angeles, CA. The baby weighed 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long. They named the baby….wait for it…..Bronx Mowgli Wentz!! I officially hate these stupid celebrities who name their children retarded names just for the sake of trying to appear cool and feathery! This poor EMO child will be made fun of daily. They should make his obituary now, because Bronx Mowgli is totally going to committ suicide!

Seriously!! BRONX MOWGLI. Do they think they will have a tough little boy just because they named him Bronx? I mean fuck….his middle name is Mowgli (like from The Jungle Book). Clearly Pete and Ashlee think this whole parenting thing is a joke. So stupid! B.M.W. are the childs initials. If they wanted to make those initials, they should have named the baby Bowel Movement Wentz.

A rep for Ashlee “no talent” Simpson and Pete Wentz said, “Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!”

I usually send out a CONGRATS to celebrities with newborns; however, I cannot do that with Ashlee and Pete! I would have, but they are just so damn stupid. I can’t congratulate two people who named their kid after a borough in New York and a child who was raised in the jungle by animals. Pityful!