Kevin Federline fat

Kevin Federline (FAT) is being sued by the landlords of his home in Tarzana for $110,661 in damages.  They claim Federline trashed the home and then left without paying rent for 6-months.  Here are a list of the damages:

- Gutters full of cigarette butts and empty beer bottles
- A broken beer dispenser on the barbecue island
- Permanent spit marks on exterior paint
- Broken light covers
- Bent light posts
- Broken tiles
- Dead trees and plants due to failure to water
- Drawings all over the walls
- A room that was turned into a studio (without the owners’ permission)
- Broken dishwasher … with broken baskets
- Dismantled smoke detectors
- Front driveway oil-leak damage
- Master bathroom windows tinted (without owners’ permission)

Sounds like a real shit hole!  What do renters expect?  This is what happens everytime you rent your home out, right?!  That is precisely why I would NEVER rent a home out.  People will TRASH your shit!

What I don’t get is…the studio?!  Why is there a studio?  Was K-Fed thinking he was going to get a real career?  hahhahah that cracks me up!  Ohhhh the dreams of a fat one! 

Clearly, he will need to ask Britney for the money to pay these people.

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Kevin Federline: FAT!

 Kevin Federline

K fed fat

What the hell happened to K-Fed?

Kevin Federline has become HUGE!  Wasn’t he a back-up dancer…once upon a time?  Apparently, he has become a professional eater!  He looks GROSS!  He reminds me of one of those hotties in highschool that you just HAVE
to date, he treats you like crap, dumps you, and then once you get out of college you realize he was a loser from the jump (and he ends up looking like…well…like K-Fed looks now)!  Ugh…Nasty!  He like waddles to the pool…sad & unhealthy!

I bet Britney Spears is somewhere laughing her ass off! 

Below is a picture of the old (thin) K-Fed!

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 Celebrity bikini

These 10 hot celebrities have awesome bikini bodies! 

They were chosen not only for their smokin’ hot bodies, but because they are healthy celebrities!!  These celebrities work out, eat right, and have to watch their weight!  None of these celebrities are super, scary thin, and I think that makes them look much better!  I think we have all had enough with pencil thin celebrities like Paris Hilton, Tori Spelling, and Tara Reid.  Real women don’t look like that!   

10. Bridget Marquardt: At age 35, Bridget looks GREAT!  She works out, and she doesn’t deprive herself of the foods she loves!

Bridget marquardt bikini

9. Scarlett Johansson: At age 24, Scarlett looks hot!  She hasn’t given into the pressures of Hollywood, and she has remained a perfect weight!  I’m sure her hubby, Ryan Reynolds, thinks so too!

scarlett johansson

8. Hayden Panettiere: This 20-year-old has a GREAT body.  Hayden has been acting since she was 5-years-old, and so far she hasn’t gone the anorexic/plastic surgery route (we have to applaud)! 

Hayden Panettiere

7. Britney Spears: At age 27, Britney has had a weight battle and lived the unhealthy lifestyle celebrity can offer.  However, Brit Brit is back to looking healthy!  She is working out and staying in shape for her tours. 

Britney Spears bikini

6. Kourtney Kardashian: Kourtney, 30, has an outstanding body!  Even though all the Kardashians look great, Kourtney gets our vote since she is the oldest!  Kourtney, now preggers, won’t be rockin her bikini body anytime soon, but I’m sure she will be back to her pre-pregnancy shape after she gives birth this December! 

Kourtney Kardashian

5. Victoria Silvstedt: Silvstedt, 34, looks awesome for her age!  This Swedish model and once Playboy Playmate of the Year stays in shape by working out and eating a healthy diet!  She also claims she keeps her legs looking great by simply wearing high heels for 12 hours a day! 

Victoria Silvstedt

4. Kristen Cavallari: What I love about this 22-year-old reality star is she keeps it real!  Cavallari works out and eats healthy to maintain her figure.  You don’t see her rushing to the plastic surgeon for breast implants and changing her look (umm like *cough*Heidi Montag*cough*)!

Kristin Cavallari

3. Rihanna: WOW!  Rihanna has an AWESOME body!  Rihanna, 21, has confessed to having a personal trainer and says she does a lot of cardio.  She also sticks to a strick diet, but she doesn’t deprive herself of anything.

Rihanna bikini

2. Carmen Electra: Electra is 37-years-old and looks fabulous!  Electra confesses to eating a lot of protein, doing cardio strip tease, and yoga to stay in shape.  Her weight goes up-and-down, but she always looks great! 

Carmen Electra

1. Fergie: The BEST Bikini body, by far, has to be 34-year-old Fergie!!  Fergie stays bikini bod ready by working out with her personal trainer even when she is on tour.  She also sticks to a strick diet and burns a lot of calories while on stage!   

Fergie bikini

Of course, not everyone could make the list!  I’m sure we missed some of your favorites; however, we would like to give Honorable Mention to a few celebs!

Honorable Mention: Beyonce, Anna Faris, Denise Richards, Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian, and Jennifer Love Hewitt

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 Jennifer Aniston Bradley Cooper

Leading online dating websites Date.com, Matchmaker.com, and Amor.com have polled their members to see who they think are the sexiest singles of the Summer of 2009.  With no surprise, 95% of members thought Jennifer Aniston was the hottest female, while 98% thought Bradley Cooper was the hottest male!  So, how did everyone else stack up??

Who is Summer 2009’s sexiest single?

Women

  1. Jennifer Anison: 95.0%
  2. Bar Rafaeli: 72.5 %
  3. Denise Richards: 69.8%
  4. Britney Spears: 56.2%
  5. Rihanna: 47.4%
  6. Janet Jackson: 42.7%
  7. Lindsay Lohan: 38.5%
  8. Madonna: 33.1%
  9. Vanessa Minnillo: 15.2%
  10. Kate Gosselin: 2.4%

Men

  1. Bradley Cooper: 98.0%
  2. Robert Pattinson: 90.7%
  3. Simon Cowell: 86.4%
  4. Leonardo DiCaprio: 82.8%
  5. Gerard Butler: 75.5%
  6. John Mayer: 63.9%
  7. Kayne West: 45.3%
  8. Nick Lachey: 32.4%
  9. Chace Crawford: 12.0%
  10. Jon Gosselin: 0.0%

Madonna got 33%…really?! Really?!  I would have believed 3%!  And…Simon Cowell got 86.4%…REALLY?!  He got a better score than Nick Lachey and Leonardo DiCaprio?!  What is wrong with ladies these days.  I guess the problem is…they polled these dating sites!  If you have resulted to a dating site to find someone, perhaps your hot-o-meter is off!  That is all I can think of!

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Britney Spears Russell Brand

Britney Spears and Russell Brand Back Together AGAIN!!  (Bitten and Bound)

Nick Jonas’s BIG mouth may have cost him the BEST MAN title!  (Celeb Pulp)

Candy Spelling Is Getting Her OWN Show! (Showbiz News & Celebrity Gossip)

Sienna Miller does GQ Magazine September 2009 Issue!  HOT! (Superficial Diva)

Dominick Dunne Dead At 83! PHOTOS & VIDEO! (Bitten and Bound)

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 Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag performed tonight at the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant.  She gave her first live performance “singing” a song from her debut album called “Body Language.”  She performed in black and tan, tight sequined pants and a matching bra.  Unfortunately, her idea of performing was shamelessly lipsynching and doing easy dance moves. 

The performance was very Britney Spears/Jessica Simpson/amateur hour!  Donald Trump could have done better.  Seriously, Trump could have gotten better talent! 

I think Heidi is super cute, but she is NO performer!  She can’t sing live, and she can’t dance.  Sorry Heidi!  She should stick to reality TV!  Spencer made her look like a fool!  You know he talked her into this crap…told her she was GREAT! 

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 Tori Spelling

Being a hot celebrity is pretty easy when you have several people around you making you look perfect all of the time.  However, when you have babies, it is a little harder to keep it hot!  Nevertheless, these fifteen celebrity moms have been able to pull off being a mother and keeping it HOT!!! 

15. Katie Price

Katie Price

14. Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon

13. Halle Berry

Halle Berry

12. Gwen Stefani

Gwen Stefani

11. Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba

10. Britney Spears

Britney Spears

9. Denise Richards

Denise Richards

8. Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham

7. Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek

6. Kelly Ripa

Kelly Ripa

5. Kate Beckinsale

Kate Beckinsale

4. Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum

3. Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie

2. Jenny McCarthy

Jenny McCarthy

1. Brooke Burke

Brooke Burke

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Britney Spears: In A Blue Bikini!

Britney Spears bikini

Britney Spears was hanging out in Miami by the pool, and she looks pretty great!  She doesn’t look like the old Britney (before children) yet, but she still looks pretty good! 

Brit Brit is out on tour right now!  Everyone is saying the show is pretty awesome!  Way to go, Brit Brit! 

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Kevin Federline

Kevin Federline and his girlfriend, Victoria Prince, were seen in Vegas leaving the Venetian. 

Umm….what the hell happened to this individual??  And…who did he eat?  What buffet did Jessica Simpson take his ass to?  I bet Nick Lachey and Britney Spears are somewhere right now thanking GOD they pulled a kermit-the-frog away from Miss Piggy!!

Kevin has never been attractive, but he was crackhead thin.  So, what happened?  Did he turn in the cocaine for pot?  Whatever he and Jessica Simpson have done….perhaps they should share their secret with Lindsay Lohan.  She is in serious need of gaining a couple of pounds.

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Katie Price Peter Andre Harvey 

OMG! They are here! 

Katie Price, aka Jordan, her husband, Peter Andre, and their three children, Harvey, Junior, and Princess Tiaamii have arrived in the United States!!  They were spotted at LAX yesterday and created complete chaos! 

They have apparently rented out a home in Britney Spears’ neighborhood.  They are going to live here for awhile and hopefully make this move permanent.  I cannot wait!  I hope to see more photo’s of Katie and Peter!  Katie is a wild woman, so I am sure she will love Hollywood and all the crazy people in it!

I am so excited they are here!!  I love Katie and Peter!!

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