Apparently, Britney Spears has attempted suicide twice!!

According to a new tell-all book about the constantly troubled singer, Britney has attempted suicide twice within the past year.  Ian Halperin has penned a new biopic about Britney Spears entitled “Stalking Britney: Under Siege With Britney Spears.” 

Halperin has told “Life & Style” that during his investigation into Spears‘ life, he found actual proof of the suicide attempts.

“The suicide attempts are true. I know all the details about both of them,” said Halperin. “I partied with her and was able to really monitor the type of stuff she was using. It’s very concerning.”

Halperin got into Spears‘ inner circle for 18 months by pretending to be a papparazzo.  Halperin says he has many surprising details in his work.  However, after Britney’s father took control of her life, she has been keeping a low profile.

Man…suicide is NEVER the answer.  Britney needs some help!  I hope she comes out of this storm alive.

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Britney Spears showed up at the CineVegas 10^th Anniversary Party at the Palms looking a little disheveled and medicated! Britney showed up with her father, George Maloof, and a sea of bodyguards. Britney and her crew sat in a non-covered cabana and didn’t really do much of anything else. She just kind of stared into space the majority of the time as if she was on something. At one point, Robin Leach came over and tried to talk to her. He was then told to “beat it” from Britney’s bodyguards. Robin desperately wanted a picture of Britney, but her bodyguards kept blocking him. What a desperate loser!!! Dennis Hopper also made an appearance. He basically just wandered around hoping someone would notice he was famous; however, nobody seemed to really care about him.

What the hell is up with Britney’s hair?!?! The poor girl has issues!! Is that breakage, bad weave, or cut like that? That hair situation is messed up! However, sources did say Britney was looking thinner than usual, so maybe her workouts are actually helping! Or perhaps she is so drugged up she’s forgetting to eat?!?

-Thanks for the scoop Ashley!!

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Christina Aguilera was out and about in Las Vegas over the weekend!! Apparently, she has grown very fond of the bottle after her baby was born.  Christina told Access Hollywood, “I spend all day with my son and once in a while if I want to go out and have a mommy-daddy night with my husband, I am more than allowed to do that.“

Well…I don’t see daddy anywhere!!  Rumors have sparked that Jordan Bratman and Christina have been on the rocks lately.  Perhaps, it is Christina’s partying ways that they fight over!!  Whatever the case…I just hope she doesn’t end up like Britney!  That would be awful.

Why do these celebrities feel the need to go out and party right after they have a baby?  Can’t they just stay home and raise the damn kid?!

Oh…and BTW: Amanda Bynes already wore that dress at the US party back in September!  Amanda looked better in it because her big ass boobs weren’t floppin out!

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I usually don’t do this; however, I found a cool website!  So…I wanted to share!  It’s called FloodTheLines.  FloodTheLines gives concerned citizens an easy way to create and conduct effective grassroots call campaigns to have your voice heard Loud and Clear!!

Basically, this website organizes call campaigns!!  Have you ever wanted to call a local business and bitch about their business practices?!  Or have you ever actually called and felt you just weren’t getting through or making a different with your complaints?!  Well…this is a great way to complain! LOL  Or hell maybe you don’t want to bitch but you want to discuss a cause near and dear to your heart!!  This would be a great way to get your voice heard!!!  You just go to the website and create a campaign!!  Then, others will see your campaign and hopefully jump on the bandwagon!

I love the idea!!  I certainly have plenty of things on my mind!!   This website will remind callers to call the specific place at a specific time (ya know…to get that whole steady stream of calls going…and make an impact)!!  It’s all about making a difference people!!

I wish we could all call Britney Spears or something and tell her to get her life together!!  Or each like recite a bible verse or something!!  Wouldn’t that just be awesome!??  Ok..I doubt that is what the site is for, but it would be cool!!  OK!  Go make a difference people!  Visit www.floodthelines.com ….if you are interested!!

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There are rumors swirling around that Adnan Ghalib is trying to shop around an alleged sex tape he made with Britney Spears.  The National Enquirer is reporting that Britney made the tape with Adnan while she was in Rosarto, Mexico.  ummm…EWW!

A source has said, “Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing. She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn’t particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. “Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, ‘Take what off? There’s nothing left to take off.’“

This could very well be the highest selling and most popular sex tape ever!!!  IF…there is actually a tape!!  Which…who the hell knows!  We have heard this rumor before with the Brit Brit!

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Umm…there really isn’t a lot to say about this one.  Miley Cyrus, star of Hannah Montana, does the Body by Milk ad.  Well…OF COURSE SHE DOES!!!  Miley has probably been wanting to do this ad since they came out with them….she was like 4!

No, Miley….you are not a good role model for this.  And I doubt she even drinks Milk….unless she adds vodka and pepto!

BTW: Remember when Britney Spears did the Body by Milk ad?!?!  (JUST SAYIN!!!!)

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From Ms. Royale’s Royal Court-Celebrities and Their Issues! 

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline Have Phone Sex?!?!  Click Here!

Owen Wilson Cheats On Kate Hudson?!? Click Here!

Lindsay Lohan Looks Into “Labor Pains!!” Click Here!

Katherine Heigl Wants Off Grey’s Anatomy! Click Here!

Nick Hogan is going to court tomorrow! Click Here!

How Seal proposed to Heidi Klum! Click Here!

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Oh NO She Didn’t!!!!!

Ashlee (Lip sync) Simpson was in London trying to get the nice folks over there to buy her piece of shit album when she called Britney Spears “TRASHY”!  Ashlee and her ugly hair appeared on the talk show, “Nokia Green Room.”  The interviewer asked Ashlee what she thought, “You’ve had one too many Britney Spears” meant?!  (side note: Britney Spears is slang for BEER!!).  Ashlee apparently doesn’t know the slang for Britney Spears…so she just guessed?!  Ashlee answered, “one too many trashy girls.”  

Can you believe that shit?!?!  I mean Ashlee (the loser, I got my career because of my sister, I suck at singing, I can’t carry a tune, I try to be punk, I make out with my father,  I am marrying a bi-sexual, lip sync, piece of shit) Simpson is actually calling Britney Spears TRASHY?!?!?  OMG!!  The nerve of the bitch!!!

Ok now…Britney Spears is not exactly the picture of perfection but of all people to call her out!!!  Ashlee Simpson is a piece of shit!!  Ashlee Simpson sucks and has zero talent!!!  At least, Brit Brit has talent!!  (well…she had talent…which is more than what Ashlee has/had..WHATEVER!)  Ugh…I just hate Ashlee Simpson…always have…always will!!!

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Miley Cyrus, 15, posed for some pretty provocative pictures for the new Vanity Fair.  Annie Leibovitz shot the pictures, and I guess Annie thought seeing a 15 year old girl in nothing but a sheet was a really awesome idea!  Miley Cyrus, the star of Hannah Montana, issued the following statement:

“I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed. I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.”

Disney also came out and issued a statement about the 15-year-old whore star (who will become Britney Spears!).  The team at Disney said the following:

“Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines.“

However, Vanity Fair is telling a different story.  Vanity Fair is saying that Miley’s parents were on the set the whole time, and they all saw the pictures prior to them going out.  Vanity Fair told the New York Times the following:

 “Miley’s parents and/or minders were on the set all day. Since the photo was taken digitally, they saw it on the shoot and everyone thought it was a beautiful and natural portrait of Miley.”

Miley’s dumb ass also told Bruce Handy, the journalist who interviewed her, that she LOVED the photograph of her with nothing but a sheet!  Miley told Handy, “Annie took, like, a beautiful shot, and I thought it was really cool. That’s what she wanted me to do, and you can’t say no to Annie. I think it’s really artsy. It wasn’t in a skanky way.”

Miley is a pure slut.  She doesn’t even have to deny it!  THESE PICTURES ARE NOT APPROPRIATE!!  Miley has fans that are like 6 and 7 years old.  I know some of these little girls, and they are impressionable.  This is such bullshit!  Her older fans are probably gonna be okay with it, because they are already slutting it up.  BUT DAMN…Miley should not be a role model for younger fans!  Miley WILL BE the next Britney Spears.  I SWEAR!  She is a whore.  She was just seen draped all over some ugly ass dude, and now she is posing naked in a sheet?!  I can’t believe the photographer thought that was a good idea!?!  She is 15!!!!!!  That photographer should really be shot!  Annie seems like a sicko to me.  You don’t put Hannah Montana is a sexy shoot like that!!  You just don’t!!  I am completely disturbed by this!  I hope this slut gets knocked up, so the whole world can see she sucks and is a major slut!  She is not a role model!  Her parents should be ashamed!  She looked like she is freshly F*CKED in this photo’s!  WHORE! Ugh!

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Miley Cyrus has again taken some ridiculous photo’s, and they were found on her Myspace.  Does this girl ever learn?!  Miley continues to take stupid photo’s, and they continue to get leaked.  Miley Cyrus, star of Hannah Montana, should really be punched in the face.  I know sooo many young girls that look up to her.  I met a seven year old who has her whole room decked out in Miley Cyrus crap.  If seven year olds look up to Miley and they see these skanky photo’s, they might think it’s okay to act or be slutty.  Do we really need to see your green bra Miley?!?!  Umm…NO!  Miley Cyrus is TRASH!  I freakin hate this girl.  She needs to keep her clothes on and stop showing her stomach.  She is only fifteen!!

Miley….sweety…you are NOT desirable.  You are a baby.  You need to stop draping your desperate self all over fugly ass dudes.  You are NOT cute.  Stop acting like you are 25!  Mark My Words….Miley Cyrus will become a bigger whore than Lindsay, Britney, or Paris!  Miley will NOT be a virgin on her wedding night.  TRUST ME!  Shame on you, Miley!  You are supposed to be wholesome and a real role model for little kids.  However, you are just desperate for attention by guys; otherwise, your dumbass wouldn’t be trying to show your stomach, your bra’s, and be all over dudes.  Miley is just Podunk, skank TRASH!

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