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Levi Johnston Posing Nude For Playgirl!

29 Oct

Posted by Ms Royale as Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston, Oprah, Playgirl, Sarah Palin

Levi Johnston has officially CONFIRMED he will be posing NUDE for Playgirl.

His manager has said: ”Everything’s gonna hang out. We’re talking full johnson.”

(umm…Doesn’t he mean “full Johnston?!”)

Levi Johnston has been pretty much touring the country bashing his child’s grandmother, Sarah Palin. He has sold his “story” to just about everyone in the media at this point!

Johnston will be shooting the nude pics on November 16th, which is the same day Sarah Palin will be appearing on Oprah. I’m sure she will have something to say about this!

As far as the shoot, a rep for Playgirl has revealed they are working on some athletic scene stuff for Johnston. He will probably appear nude in a gym or ice rink (side note: dude played ice hockey).

If anyone has actually dated someone that has played ice hockey, then YOU already know they STINK! Not because they are just sweaty, stinky men, but because their pads are filthy, stinky GROSS! Those men STINK to high heaven! Levi doesn’t exactly strike me as someone who takes a shower, so I’m completely grossed out by him. Why would anyone want to see him naked?! Ewww! Just another attempt for someone pathetic to try and hold on to their 5 seconds of fame.

Man, I feel so sorry for Bristol Palin. Her dumbass had a baby with this jerk, and now she is stuck dealing with his bullsh*t forever! I hope this gives girls a reason to use condoms…or better yet… abstain from sex! JUST SAY NO!

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Russell Brand: Worst MTV VMA Host Ever!

07 Sep

Posted by Ms Royale as Barack Obama, Bristol Palin, George W. Bush, MTV, Osama bin Laden, Perez Hilton, Russell Brand, Sarah Palin

Russell Brand

Russell Brand hosted the MTV 25th annual VMA awards. Ummm…I was not impressed. He was probably the worst host ever. He started the show by telling Americans who to vote for. He said we should all be voting for Obama. He slammed Bush (understandable…but did he need to do that at the VMA’s)?? He talked about sex the whole time. It was so stupid. Who the hell thought this guy should host?

Russell Brand used to be a heroin addict, sex addict, and an alcoholic. Brand’s first hosting role was as a VJ on MTV. He presented Dance Floor Chart and MTV Select; however, he was fired after he came into work dressed as Osama bin Laden the day after 9/11. Again, who the hell wanted this dude?? He talked shit about Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol Palin, for being pregnant. Yet, he promotes sex. So, does this make sense?? Even Perez Hilton thought his sex crap went a little too far.

Hands down…worst host ever!

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Sarah Palin: Daughter, Bristol Palin, Pregnant At 17!

02 Sep

Posted by Ms Royale as Barack Obama, Bristol Palin, John McCain, Sarah Palin, Trig Palin

Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin was announced the candidate running for Vice President along with President hopeful, John McCain several days ago. Already her life has been turned upside down. In the search to find out who Sarah Palin is, we have found out who Sarah’s daughter is. Everyone Democrats have had a shit fit about Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol, being pregnant at the age of 17.

Bristol Palin is already 5 months into her pregnancy. Rumors were swirling that Bristol might already have a child, since she was seen with Sarah’s 4-month-year-old son, Trig. Therefore, confirmation of Bristol’s pregnancy needed to come out now, rather than later. Palin announced on Monday her daughter’s pregnancy.

“Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. We’re proud of Bristol’s decision to have her baby and even prouder to become grandparents. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows she has our unconditional love and support.”

My thoughts: I feel so bad for this girl. She basically became a celebrity over night. Now, her issues are all over the T.V., internet, newspaper, etc. That would totally suck! The girl messed up and got pregnant young. Okay…so it happens. She clearly didn’t take the Pro-Choice way out and stuck to the Republican beliefs of Pro-Life. Children are going to do stupid things. It shouldn’t really have any refection on the parents. Unfortunately, it does in some cases though. Good thing Obama’s girls are young. Hell….they could grow up to be pole dancers or have unprotected sex and get AIDS!!! I’m just saying….you never know what your children are going to do when you aren’t around. Palin shouldn’t get a bad rap for this just because her daughter is pregnant.

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