10 Nov
Posted by Ms Royale as Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Chelsea Handler, Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey, Tom Cruise

Jim Carrey poked fun at Tom Cruise and Angelina Jolie while appearing on the ‘Chelsea Lately’ show.
During his talk with Chelsea, the ‘Christmas Carol’ star stated he wanted to cut some celebrities down to size, branding them ”spoiled brats.”
When host Chelsea Handler suggested he start with Tom Cruise, Carrey replied:
“Oh, set before me a meal - oh my God! A Christmas feast!”
Then, he sarcastically added:
“Tom Cruise - let me see - one of the hardest working people I’ve ever seen, and like a total gentleman and *******. What a jerk!”
When Chelsea suggested he comment on Brad Pitt, Carrey didn’t have anything bad to say. He said:
“Well, you really can’t say anything about Brad Pitt. Angelina Jolie? Oh yeah, so she’s the problem for sure, we’re ok with him, seriously, because he can do no wrong.”
Too bad they didn’t spend the whole time bashing celebrities!! I would LOVE to hear what he had to say about SEVERAL different people. Jim is just awesome! I can see why Jenny McCarthy loves him so much. I bet they have so much fun together.
Go see ‘A Christmas Carol’! It’s actually really good!
12 Jan
Posted by Ms Royale as Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, J. Lo, J.Lo, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony

Desperate to be young again, Jennifer Lopez showed up to the Golden Globes wearing an ugly gold number. She tries so hard to be desirable, but at the end of the day….her time has passed. She needs to think about being a mother to twins instead of squeezing into that ugly gold thing. She needs to realize that she will NEVER be Angelina Jolie. Jennifer will never be super thin, be able to handle a million children, or get anyone as hot as Brad Pitt. END OF STORY!
Jennifer is just a pathetic excuse for a woman. She can’t even hold on to that ugly husband of hers. Jenny from the block showed up last night without her wedding ring on. Even though she was with her soon-to-be ex-huband, Marc Anthony, it was obvious she was so unhappy.
23 Oct
Posted by Ms Royale as Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt
 
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have finally come to their senses and decided that marriage isn’t so ridiculous! Instead of living in sin forever, the two have actually thought about tying the knot! However, they wouldn’t have even considered it had it not been for their 6 children!
“Sooner or later it will be the kids who ask us [to get married]. You know, they see films and start asking questions. Such as, ‘Why are Shrek and Fiona married and you’re not?’”
“Usually people fall in love and everything revolves around the ritual of marriage, children are an afterthought. We did everything backwards.”
I think marriage is the kiss of death in Hollywood. I hope Brad and Angelina can stay together…if nothing else but for the sake of all those damn children they have!!
I cannot wait to see those children grow up….they are all gonna be so cute!!
04 Aug
Posted by Ms Royale as Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Hollywood Couples, Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have finally put their twins, Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, on the cover of People! I think the babies are sooo damn cute!! I think they are going to look just like Shiloh! The issue of People magazine will hit newsstands today, Monday, August 4th.
People got the first photo’s and the first interview. Wait till you see little Shiloh holding Vivienne …it is so CUTE!
Angelina told the magazine that, “It is chaos, but we are managing it and having a wonderful time.”
Angie also went on to say, “Shiloh and Z pick out [the twins] clothes and help change and hold them. It’s sweet - they are little mommies.”
Brad added, “[It’s] still a cuckoo’s nest.”
To see the photo’s of the darling babies and read the interview, CLICK HERE!
12 May
Posted by Ms Royale as Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are really getting hot and heavy!! John came back to Miami to spend some more time with his little Jenny-poo! Jen and John reunited on the set of “Marley & Me” and apparently started making out immediately.
However, Page Six is claiming that Mayer was caught “canoodling” with a blonde five days ago, and it wasn’t Aniston!!
How does his ugly ass get so much…well…ass?!?! I don’t get it!! He is fugly!! And…have you ever seen him perform…he gets even fuglier (if it’s possible!). Jen can do much better!!! I mean damn…she did own the rights to Brad Pitt at one time!!! Don’t sell yourself short girl!!


Angelina Jolie showed off her baby bump at the Independent Spirit Awards with her proud hubby, Brad Pitt. This will be baby number five for the hot couple. I bet this one will be just as cute as little Shiloh!!
The couple once said they wanted 7 children….well I guess they are on their way!!! Congrats to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt!! I can’t wait to see how gorgeous this baby is!
05 Dec
Posted by Steve as Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Celebrity Royale, Emma Watson, Hayden Panettiere, Nick Lachey, Orlando Bloom, Reese Witherspoon, Vanessa Minnillo

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal Join The Mile High Club!? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Orlando Bloom Impresses the Dalai Lama [Gossip Girls]
Emma Watson Grown Up and Gorgeous [Backseat Cuddler]
Dolce & Gabanna Fragrance Party [LayDdee]
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnilo’s Christmas [Taylors Entertainment News]
Hayden Panettiere Heads To The Gym In Her Sexy Workout Shorts [Ninja Dude]
Gunman Fired Shots Near Brad & Angelina’s Home [Just Jared]
Brazilian Bikini Wax: Excuse Me Beyonce… Where Are Your Draws? [Rhymes Withs Nitch]
06 Nov
Posted by Ms Royale as Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were seen at the premiere of Beowulf. Angelina is so thin. She looks like a store Mannequin. And…Brad is just starting to look old. They are like the boring, old couple (the do-gooders). Blah..
23 Sep
Posted by Ms Royale as Angelina Jolie, Billy Bob Thorton, Brad Pitt, Jonny Lee Miller, Shiloh

In the new issue of Britain’s Cosmopolitan, Angelina Jolie reveals the number of men she has slept with. According to her, she has only slept with less than five men! What??!?! Furthermore, she said two of them were her husbands. Well…LET’S HOPE SO! So…she has slept with Jonny Lee Miller (husband #1), Billy Bob Thorton (husband #2), and Brad Pitt (because they obviously made little beautiful Shiloh). But who could the other person be? Random one night stand? Jolie did not reveal how many women she has slept with….I assume that number is way up in the hundreds! Or…maybe she isn’t the slut we thought she was!