Celebrity Royale

Blind Item!

27 Aug

Posted by Ms Royale as Ashley Cole, Blind Item, Brody Jenner, Cheryl Cole, Girls Aloud, Heidi Montag, Lauren Conrad, Spencer Pratt, Stephanie Pratt, The Hills, Victoria Beckham, Whitney Port

Victoria Beckham

  1. Which supposedly clean-cut Wag has a white powder habit she can’t shake? She’s forever nipping into the ladies on nights out for a quick fix…
  2. Lunch break for the crew on The Hills allows this drug dealer to make his way unnoticed into the house of one of the male stars of the show. Oh, and he comes over everyday. Sometimes more than once a day. OK, he also takes care of one of the female stars as well, but the male star passes it along to her.

My thoughts: Ok…I think #1 is Victoria Beckham.  She has lost weight over the years, and how the hell does she stay super thin?!?  By the way, for those of you who don’t know, a wag is an acronym used by the British tabloid press to describe Wives And Girlfriends of the England National Football team.  Victoria is overly clean cut.  The only other person I think it could be is Cheryl Cole.  She is a singer in the girls group, Girls Aloud.  Cheryl is also married to Ashley Cole, a football player in England.  She has more of a bad girl rep than Victoria though.

As for #2, I am not so sure it is Spencer and Heidi.  Everyone would assume it was Spencer, since he is like the main guy on the show.  They also shoot regularly at his house, but wouldn’t the blind item say something more about it being a co-owned house?  Heidi and Spencer live together.  So, I doubt if it was Heidi and Spencer.  Perhaps, Spencer obtains the drugs and gives some to his sister.  That could be reaching though.  Everyone knows Stephanie used to be into drugs heavily, so I doubt Spencer would provide drugs for her.  It is probably Brody.  He probably provides drugs for Lauren and her friends.  That makes more sense to me.  Brody does hang out with that new dude of Lauren’s, and I already pointed him out as a coke user.  Hell, I think everyone on The Hills does drugs (except maybe Whitney).

Technorati Tags: , , , , , , , , , , ,

Blind Item!

10 Jun

Posted by Ms Royale as Blind Item

It was an unexpected split.  Many were led to believe that their end had more to do with his machinations than with hers.  As it turns out; however, the reason behind the break up was the dreaded OverReach.  What sent him scrambling were comments like this, dropped casually into conversation: “I forgot my pill.” “I’m a few days late.” And then calling his family, chatting them up, hinting at the prospect of a baby, raising their hopes that a grandchild would be in their future.  It’s the betrayal that disappointed him the most.  He watched her pack up, sent her on her way, and didn’t even glance back.  He has been drowning his sorrows in cocktails ever since, and he is very disappointed.  He wanted to keep her around for a long time.  Especially given the fact that he was still able to have his fun on the side while she was around.  She didn’t even mind.  In the end though, it was her greed that brought and end to the relationship.

Guess who!

Technorati Tags:
  

Categories