Rosie O’Donnell Fat 

So, apparently Rosie O’Donnell is smokin’ crack! 

Rosie claims she ALMOST had a hook-up with Angelina Jolie!  Rosie went on Howard Stern a couple of days ago, and claimed that she almost had sexy times with Angelina back in the day!!  Apparently, prior to Angelina’s marriage to Billy Bob Thornton, Rosie and Angelina talked briefly and almost hooked up!  Us Magazine reported: 

“She gave me her phone number,” O’Donnell recalls.
“We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that . . .There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through.” she said.
“I was a little afraid of her. She’s scary in a sexual kind of way. I have dreams about her a lot still.”

I really doubt Angelina would go for a beast like Rosie, but then again Angelina did go through a druggie period.  She probably didn’t realize.  Angelina was probably on a three/four day drug binge, and when she came out of it…she STOPPED contacting Rosie!  Besides…why is Angelina scary in a sexual kind of way?  Billy Bob claims f*cking Angelina was like f*cking a couch!  And…why does she have dreams about her?!?  Doesn’t Rosie have someone else?!?  Hmmm…Issues!

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