06 Nov
Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Beyonce Knowles, Jay-Z, MTV

I cannot even LIE…Beyonce looks AWESOME!
Beyonce won big time at the EMA’s and in a rare show of public affection thanked her husband:
“There is only one person I want to thank. And that is Jay for putting a ring on it.”
I NEVER thought we would hear that! BUT…I’m glad we did! Beyonce and Jay-Z even cuddled for the camera backstage, which NEVER happens. I wonder why the change of actions?!
Anyway…Beyonce looked SMOKIN’! You have probably NEVER heard me say that before…and you may NEVER hear me say it again! But…damn it’s the truth! The red number she performed in was PERFECT! She looks fabulous in red! Her hair looked good, make-up looked great, and her figure is on point. Girlfriend must have been doing some extra laps because she looks better now than she ever has! GO BEYONCE!
03 Oct
Posted by Ms Royale as Alexsandra Wright, Beyonce, Beyonce Knowles, Tina Knowles
Beyonce’s father, Matthew Knowles, has apparently been cheating on his wife!
Matthew Knowles has been married to Beyonce’s mother, Tina Knowles, for 29 years. So, why is a woman named Alexsandra Wright claiming Matthew Knowles has knocked her up?!?! Wright filed a paternity suit against Mr. Knowles and claims that he is the father of her unborn child. All we know about this woman so far is that she is in her 30’s, lives in Los Angeles, and is about 6 months pregnant. INTERESTING!
Couple of things: Why would anyone want to sleep with that burnt piece of toast?! GROSS! And I totally get why he would want to stray….Tina is blah! Sucks that Beyonce and her sister (won’t mention her name since she isn’t worth a name drop) have to deal with parental drama! Well, looks like Beyonce has a baby sis or bro on the way!! YAY!
14 Sep
Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Kayne West, MTV, Taylor Swift

I hate Kayne West. He has ZERO CLASS!
Last night at the MTV VMA Awards, Taylor Swift won the Best Female Video for her track “You Belong With Me.” Swift, 19, was sooo excited! She jumped on stage and started her “thank you” speech. She was just as sweet as ever. Then, Kanye West jumps on stage and steals the mic from Swift. He declares that Beyonce and her “All the Single Ladies” video should have won, and “Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!” He handed the mic back to Taylor Swift, and the 19-year-old didn’t have a clue what to do. I felt so bad for her.
Kanye West, 32, couldn’t leave well enough alone. He just HAD to jump on stage. He is such a jerk! The dude makes good music, but it isn’t that damn good. He must be on drugs.
Beyonce, clearly, wanted nothing to do with Kayne. You could tell she was embarrassed by him. West only approves of winners if they are black…clearly! He is a poor example for the black community.
When Beyonce won for video of the year, she invited Swift back on stage so she could have her moment that Kayne West stole! Beyonce showed class…(golf claps).
Kayne West has issued an apology, which doesn’t really matter. He is a piece of trash. West said the following:
“I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD’VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE’S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!”
This apology means nothing. He is a piece of trash. Kayne cannot continue doing these retarded things and just issue an apology. He needs to take his busted face and be gone.
To see the VIDEO of KAYNE WEST ruining TAYLOR’s moment, CLICK HERE!
01 Sep
Posted by Ms Royale as Anna Faris, Beyonce, Bridget Marquardt, Britney Spears, Carmen Electra, Denise Richards, Fergie, Hayden Panettiere, Heidi Montag, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kim Kardashian, Kristin Cavallari, Paris Hilton, Playboy, Rihanna, Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson, Tara Reid, Tori Spelling, Victoria Silvstedt

These 10 hot celebrities have awesome bikini bodies!
They were chosen not only for their smokin’ hot bodies, but because they are healthy celebrities!! These celebrities work out, eat right, and have to watch their weight! None of these celebrities are super, scary thin, and I think that makes them look much better! I think we have all had enough with pencil thin celebrities like Paris Hilton, Tori Spelling, and Tara Reid. Real women don’t look like that!
10. Bridget Marquardt: At age 35, Bridget looks GREAT! She works out, and she doesn’t deprive herself of the foods she loves!

9. Scarlett Johansson: At age 24, Scarlett looks hot! She hasn’t given into the pressures of Hollywood, and she has remained a perfect weight! I’m sure her hubby, Ryan Reynolds, thinks so too!

8. Hayden Panettiere: This 20-year-old has a GREAT body. Hayden has been acting since she was 5-years-old, and so far she hasn’t gone the anorexic/plastic surgery route (we have to applaud)!

7. Britney Spears: At age 27, Britney has had a weight battle and lived the unhealthy lifestyle celebrity can offer. However, Brit Brit is back to looking healthy! She is working out and staying in shape for her tours.

6. Kourtney Kardashian: Kourtney, 30, has an outstanding body! Even though all the Kardashians look great, Kourtney gets our vote since she is the oldest! Kourtney, now preggers, won’t be rockin her bikini body anytime soon, but I’m sure she will be back to her pre-pregnancy shape after she gives birth this December!

5. Victoria Silvstedt: Silvstedt, 34, looks awesome for her age! This Swedish model and once Playboy Playmate of the Year stays in shape by working out and eating a healthy diet! She also claims she keeps her legs looking great by simply wearing high heels for 12 hours a day!

4. Kristen Cavallari: What I love about this 22-year-old reality star is she keeps it real! Cavallari works out and eats healthy to maintain her figure. You don’t see her rushing to the plastic surgeon for breast implants and changing her look (umm like *cough*Heidi Montag*cough*)!

3. Rihanna: WOW! Rihanna has an AWESOME body! Rihanna, 21, has confessed to having a personal trainer and says she does a lot of cardio. She also sticks to a strick diet, but she doesn’t deprive herself of anything.

2. Carmen Electra: Electra is 37-years-old and looks fabulous! Electra confesses to eating a lot of protein, doing cardio strip tease, and yoga to stay in shape. Her weight goes up-and-down, but she always looks great!

1. Fergie: The BEST Bikini body, by far, has to be 34-year-old Fergie!! Fergie stays bikini bod ready by working out with her personal trainer even when she is on tour. She also sticks to a strick diet and burns a lot of calories while on stage!

Of course, not everyone could make the list! I’m sure we missed some of your favorites; however, we would like to give Honorable Mention to a few celebs!
Honorable Mention: Beyonce, Anna Faris, Denise Richards, Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian, and Jennifer Love Hewitt
19 Nov
Posted by Ms Royale as Adriana Lima, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce, Fergie, Halle Berry, Heidi Klum, Holly Madison, Jennifer Garner, Paris Hilton, Scarlett Johansson, plastic surgery

Almost everyone is starting to do it. A nip here and a tuck there…you look amazing! Plastic surgery is huge right now! Most celebrities have had some surgical or non-surgical procedure done. In 2007, almost 400,000 people got a breast augmentation. Last year, over 450,000 people got liposuction, over 240,000 people got eyelid surgery, and over 2 million people got botox. Among all the plastic surgery junkies in Hollywood, I thought I would give you my top 10 favorite! Most of these celebrities wouldn’t strike you as celebrities that would go under the knife, but their beauty wasn’t just God given.
10. Adriana Lima: She got a breast augmentation!

9. Jennifer Garner: That top lip isn’t hers!!! She has just been plumping it forever! She has also had her teeth fixed, and you can’t see her gums anymore!

8. Fergie: She got herself a nice little nose job! Plus, she is a serious Botox user!

7. Beyonce: She had a nose job, breast augmentation, and some say lip reduction!

6. Paris Hilton: She had a nose job!

5. Heidi Klum: She got herself some boobies!!

4. Scarlett Johansson: She got a nose job!

3. Halle Berry: She got a breast augmentation and a nose job. She also allowed someone to pluck those outrageous eyebrows!!

2. Holly Madison: What hasn’t Holly had done? She had a breast augmentation. She went from a 34-A to a 36-D. She also had a nose job. Holly also has plumped up her top lip, went platinum, and darkened her eyebrows. I think she also got her teeth whitened. She looks awesome!! A total makeover hottie!!

1. Angelina Jolie: She got a nose job. It looks soooo much better! Plus, it looks like she might have gotten a chin implant. It was somewhat weak before. Angelina is stunning!

12 Nov
Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Beyonce Knowles, China Chow, Jordana Brewster, Kate Moss, Mark Wahlberg, Reese Witherspoon, Rhea Durham
Mark Wahlberg talked recently about his old Calvin Klein photoshoot with model, Kate Moss. Apparently, he says he isn’t into the waif look.
“It was OK. I wasn’t into the waif thing. She kind of looked like my nephew. I mean she’s beautiful, she’s a very pretty nephew, but I’m more into curvy women.”
Mark Wahlberg must be doing cocaine again. Wahlberg dated China Chow and Jordana Brewster. They are both super thin!! His current fiancée, Rhea Durham, is thin too. I mean she is tall and not exactly a toothpick, but she has also had three children with Mark. Wahlberg also dated Reese Witherspoon once upon a time. Reese isn’t curvy. She isn’t a waif, but I wouldn’t put her in the Beyonce, curvy file either.
Mark must have been turned down by Kate, because he wasn’t her type. Everyone knows Kate likes thin, nasty druggie types!
07 Sep
Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Beyonce Knowles, Solange Knowles
Solange is apparently on drugs, because nobody sober would ever choose to wear that outfit. Solange looks like a tranny. Her face is busted. She looks like a feather duster.
I can’t stand Solange. She acts like the world owes her something just because she is Beyonce’s sister. She is a talentless bitch.
28 Aug
Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Beyonce Knowles, Jay-Z, Solange, Solange Knowles

Solange is the dumbest bitch alive.
That being said…..Solange was being interviewed by Fox News Las Vegas. Prior to the interview, the anchor asked Solange if she would care to talk about the closing of Jay-Z’s 40/40 Club in Vegas. Solange’s rep (also a huge dumb bitch) said, “Hell No.” So, the anchor agreed to keep the interview only about Solange.
After the interview went live, Solange became a royal dumb bitch. Solange immediately said, “I have to say that was not a very professional introduction before. Please don’t tie me into family and my brother-in-law’s establishment.” The anchor looked completely puzzled. Solange thought she was keepin it real, but she just ended up looking like a complete dumbass. The poor anchor tried her best to figure out what the hell Solange was talking about, and then a voice said, “That wasn’t live, Solange.”
That news anchor apologized to Solange, but she shouldn’t have. If I was that anchor, I would have said, “Solange, you are a stupid bitch. You are clearly the unprofessional one. You don’t even know when we are live! Dumb bitch. It must suck always being number two in the family! Keep chillin in the shade of Beyonce, bitch. You are gonna be there for the rest of your life.”
Click Here to see the video clip!
12 Aug
Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Beyonce Knowles, Britney Spears, Solange Knowles

Umm…people recognize Solange Knowles? Whatever!
Solange Knowles is claiming that people come up to her all the time and ask her about her sister, Beyonce. I doubt that is true. Who in the hell would even recognize her? Nobody cares about Solange.
Solange claims that she is so sick and tired of people asking her about Beyonce that she sometimes pretends that they aren’t related. In fact, she has to make up stories just so she won’t turn into Britney Spears.
“I get asked about Beyonce all the time but I try and make fun of it. Sometimes I say she’s not my sister. Other times I say I’ve stuffed her in my suitcase and sent it to Dubai. I have to have fun with it or I’ll turn in to Britney (Spears) - shave my head and go totally crazy.”
There’s about to be a whhaatt?!! A GIRL FIGHT!! Solange sounds like a complete idiot to me. Does she really honestly believe she will turn into Britney Spears and shave her head if people continue to ask her about her sister??? What a retard!!! She just wanted to take that opportunity to slam Britney! She knows nobody has a clue who she is, so she thought she would do a little name dropping and get her quote out there. Solange is a loser!
It must suck being the ugly sister.

Beyonce showed up yesterday to the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala in NYC. Ummm…Beyonce’s Baby Bump ALERT!!! It’s starting!!!! She is gonna blow up!