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Beyonce’s Baby Bump Alert!

06 May

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce

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Beyonce showed up yesterday to the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala in NYC.  Ummm…Beyonce’s Baby Bump ALERT!!!  It’s starting!!!!   She is gonna blow up!

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Beyonce is Pregnant!!

01 May

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Jay-Z

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Beyonce is PREGNANT!!!   Yes…Jay-Z and Beyonce had a shotgun wedding!

Hollyscoop confirmed the pregnancy through several sources who say, ” Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding.”  One of the sources also revealed that all of the friends and family that attended the last minute wedding knew Beyonce was pregnant!

Well….considering we haven’t even gotten a confirmation that these two are a couple or married from their camp… I highly doubt there will be a pregnancy confirmation.   I guess we are on Beyonce Baby Bump Watch!!

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Beyonce and Jay-Z: Married!

07 Apr

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Chris Martin, Destiny's Child, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jay-Z, Kayne, Kelly Rowland, Michelle Williams, Solange

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Beyoncé Knowles and Jay-Z  are officially married after dating for six years.  It’s about time!  Their wedding guests included Kelly Rowland (obviously), Michelle Williams (from Destiny’s Child), Diddy, Kanye, Solange (Beyonce’s sister) Chris Martin, and Gwyneth Paltrow.  It was a very private affair with only close friends and family.

The photo above is a wax figure of Beyoncé … clearly it’s not really Beyoncé.  She will never be that thin!

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Beyonce: Pole Dance With a Crotch Shot!

11 Dec

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Jay-Z, Tina Knowles

Beyonce is nasty…we all know this. But dancing on a pole, in little shorts (when you have a massive ass and thighs) should be a major NO NO! I just threw up all over the floor!! Nobody wants to see what Jay-Z has been beatin up!!! Beyonce has lost all her class. Beyonce’s mother, Tina Knowles, needs to work on this outfit (cause you know these women are trippin’ with this shit). Mama Knowles do NOT send your baby out in concert with this little ass shit on so the world can see her taco!!! Do your chil’ren right!!!

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Beyonce Tries So Hard!

03 Dec

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Tina Knowles

 

Beyonce tries really hard.  She was out last night at the “Movies Rock” event and was trying extremely hard to pose for the camera’s.  Even though Beyonce is not my favorite person, she actually looks pretty good in green.  Those earrings are fabulous!!  I’m sure her mother, Tina Knowles, made her outfit though.  Beyonce is pretty janky like that!       

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Beyonce Is Not Proud To Be Thick And Curvy!

06 Nov

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce

 

I guess Beyonce’s mother is still making her costumes.  This is really sad!  Beyonce is just embarrassing herself.  It is soooo funny to me how Beyonce says she LOVES how thick and curvy she is, yet girlfriend is trying so hard (with 2 pairs of tights and 2 pairs of spanks on) to cover and tighten that shit up!!  She isn’t proud of how her legs look like cottage cheese and her ass is like a mountain of jello!  Beyonce is embarrassed…or else she wouldn’t try so hard to look thinner than she is.  It’s so clear!  If she were proud, she would just let it allllll hang out and say, “YES I AM PROUD TO SHOW THIS JIGGLE!”  

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Beyonce: Making People Sick!

24 Oct

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce

Wow….is she serious?!  This is a photo of Beyonce…trying to be attractive.  And..I just threw up a little in my mouth.  Girlfriend tries so hard.  This is NOT a good outfit….for anyone…especially chunky ass Beyonce!  Looks like she is wearing two pairs of pantyhose (excuse me…shiny tights).  Why does she always try to show her damn legs?!  I mean damn….she should cover up those fat knees and big thunder thighs.  The back of her leg is probably just a mountain of cottage cheese!  YUCK! 

Now I realize that some people might think Beyonce is in good shape…okay…fine!  But if you think that, then more than likely, you are over weight as well!  She just needs to cover up…that’s all!  Not everyone wants to see that chunk!   OKAY-feel free to throw up on your computer screens now!!   

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