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Solange Is A Dumb Bitch!

28 Aug

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Beyonce Knowles, Jay-Z, Solange, Solange Knowles

Solange

Solange is the dumbest bitch alive.

That being said…..Solange was being interviewed by Fox News Las Vegas.  Prior to the interview, the anchor asked Solange if she would care to talk about the closing of Jay-Z’s 40/40 Club in Vegas.  Solange’s rep (also a huge dumb bitch) said, “Hell No.”  So, the anchor agreed to keep the interview only about Solange.

After the interview went live, Solange became a royal dumb bitch.  Solange immediately said, “I have to say that was not a very professional introduction before.  Please don’t tie me into family and my brother-in-law’s establishment.”  The anchor looked completely puzzled.  Solange thought she was keepin it real, but she just ended up looking like a complete dumbass.  The poor anchor tried her best to figure out what the hell Solange was talking about, and then a voice said, “That wasn’t live, Solange.”

That news anchor apologized to Solange, but she shouldn’t have.  If I was that anchor, I would have said, “Solange, you are a stupid bitch.  You are clearly the unprofessional one.  You don’t even know when we are live!  Dumb bitch.  It must suck always being number two in the family!  Keep chillin in the shade of Beyonce, bitch.  You are gonna be there for the rest of your life.”  

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Solange Knowles Doesn’t Want To Turn Into Britney Spears!

12 Aug

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Beyonce Knowles, Britney Spears, Solange Knowles

Solange Knowles

Umm…people recognize Solange Knowles?  Whatever!

Solange Knowles is claiming that people come up to her all the time and ask her about her sister, Beyonce.  I doubt that is true.  Who in the hell would even recognize her?  Nobody cares about Solange.

Solange claims that she is so sick and tired of people asking her about Beyonce that she sometimes pretends that they aren’t related.  In fact, she has to make up stories just so she won’t turn into Britney Spears.

“I get asked about Beyonce all the time but I try and make fun of it.  Sometimes I say she’s not my sister. Other times I say I’ve stuffed her in my suitcase and sent it to Dubai.  I have to have fun with it or I’ll turn in to Britney (Spears) - shave my head and go totally crazy.”

There’s about to be a whhaatt?!!  A GIRL FIGHT!!   Solange sounds like a complete idiot to me.  Does she really honestly believe she will turn into Britney Spears and shave her head if people continue to ask her about her sister???  What a retard!!!  She just wanted to take that opportunity to slam Britney!  She knows nobody has a clue who she is, so she thought she would do a little name dropping and get her quote out there.  Solange is a loser!
It must suck being the ugly sister.

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Jessica Simpson Recognized For Best Boobs!

03 Jul

Posted by Ms Royale as Audrina Patridge, Beyonce Knowles, Carmen Electra, Jessica Simpson, Katherine Heigl, Lindsay Lohan, Megan Fox, Pam Anderson, Pamela Anderson, Scarlett Johansson, Tyra Banks

Jessica simpson

Jessica Simpson apparently has the BEST BOOBS EVER!

InTouch Weekly recognized Jessica Simpson’s breasts as being the best in Hollywood.  She doesn’t really have a whole lot else going for her…so I guess they found something for her to be recognized for.  I’m sure her father was the judge!

Anywho…Here is their Top 10 list!

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyoncé Knowles

Umm…Beyoncé Knowles?  Nooo…I don’t think so.  Maybe somebody confused her ass with her boobs.  What an honor it would be to be on that list!!!  WOW…..totally jealous!  I bet Pam Anderson is somewhere crying.

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