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Beyonce Was Smokin’ At The EMA’s!

06 Nov

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Beyonce Knowles, Jay-Z, MTV

Beyonce red

I cannot even LIE…Beyonce looks AWESOME!

Beyonce won big time at the EMA’s and in a rare show of public affection thanked her husband:

“There is only one person I want to thank. And that is Jay for putting a ring on it.”

I NEVER thought we would hear that! BUT…I’m glad we did! Beyonce and Jay-Z even cuddled for the camera backstage, which NEVER happens. I wonder why the change of actions?!

Anyway…Beyonce looked SMOKIN’! You have probably NEVER heard me say that before…and you may NEVER hear me say it again! But…damn it’s the truth! The red number she performed in was PERFECT! She looks fabulous in red! Her hair looked good, make-up looked great, and her figure is on point. Girlfriend must have been doing some extra laps because she looks better now than she ever has! GO BEYONCE!

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Beyonce’s Father, Matthew Knowles, Is A Cheater!

03 Oct

Posted by Ms Royale as Alexsandra Wright, Beyonce, Beyonce Knowles, Tina Knowles

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Beyonce’s father, Matthew Knowles, has apparently been cheating on his wife!

Matthew Knowles has been married to Beyonce’s mother, Tina Knowles, for 29 years. So, why is a woman named Alexsandra Wright claiming Matthew Knowles has knocked her up?!?! Wright filed a paternity suit against Mr. Knowles and claims that he is the father of her unborn child. All we know about this woman so far is that she is in her 30’s, lives in Los Angeles, and is about 6 months pregnant. INTERESTING!

Couple of things: Why would anyone want to sleep with that burnt piece of toast?! GROSS! And I totally get why he would want to stray….Tina is blah! Sucks that Beyonce and her sister (won’t mention her name since she isn’t worth a name drop) have to deal with parental drama! Well, looks like Beyonce has a baby sis or bro on the way!! YAY!

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Mark Wahlberg: Doesn’t Like The Kate Moss Waif Look!

12 Nov

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Beyonce Knowles, China Chow, Jordana Brewster, Kate Moss, Mark Wahlberg, Reese Witherspoon, Rhea Durham

Mark Wahlberg talked recently about his old Calvin Klein photoshoot with model, Kate Moss. Apparently, he says he isn’t into the waif look.

“It was OK. I wasn’t into the waif thing. She kind of looked like my nephew. I mean she’s beautiful, she’s a very pretty nephew, but I’m more into curvy women.”

Mark Wahlberg must be doing cocaine again. Wahlberg dated China Chow and Jordana Brewster. They are both super thin!! His current fiancée, Rhea Durham, is thin too. I mean she is tall and not exactly a toothpick, but she has also had three children with Mark. Wahlberg also dated Reese Witherspoon once upon a time. Reese isn’t curvy. She isn’t a waif, but I wouldn’t put her in the Beyonce, curvy file either.

Mark must have been turned down by Kate, because he wasn’t her type. Everyone knows Kate likes thin, nasty druggie types!

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Solange Knowles In A Feather Duster!

07 Sep

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Beyonce Knowles, Solange Knowles

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Solange is apparently on drugs, because nobody sober would ever choose to wear that outfit. Solange looks like a tranny. Her face is busted. She looks like a feather duster.

I can’t stand Solange. She acts like the world owes her something just because she is Beyonce’s sister. She is a talentless bitch.

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Solange Is A Dumb Bitch!

28 Aug

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Beyonce Knowles, Jay-Z, Solange, Solange Knowles

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Solange is the dumbest bitch alive.

That being said…..Solange was being interviewed by Fox News Las Vegas. Prior to the interview, the anchor asked Solange if she would care to talk about the closing of Jay-Z’s 40/40 Club in Vegas. Solange’s rep (also a huge dumb bitch) said, “Hell No.” So, the anchor agreed to keep the interview only about Solange.

After the interview went live, Solange became a royal dumb bitch. Solange immediately said, “I have to say that was not a very professional introduction before. Please don’t tie me into family and my brother-in-law’s establishment.” The anchor looked completely puzzled. Solange thought she was keepin it real, but she just ended up looking like a complete dumbass. The poor anchor tried her best to figure out what the hell Solange was talking about, and then a voice said, “That wasn’t live, Solange.”

That news anchor apologized to Solange, but she shouldn’t have. If I was that anchor, I would have said, “Solange, you are a stupid bitch. You are clearly the unprofessional one. You don’t even know when we are live! Dumb bitch. It must suck always being number two in the family! Keep chillin in the shade of Beyonce, bitch. You are gonna be there for the rest of your life.”

Click Here to see the video clip!

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Solange Knowles Doesn’t Want To Turn Into Britney Spears!

12 Aug

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Beyonce Knowles, Britney Spears, Solange Knowles

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Umm…people recognize Solange Knowles? Whatever!

Solange Knowles is claiming that people come up to her all the time and ask her about her sister, Beyonce. I doubt that is true. Who in the hell would even recognize her? Nobody cares about Solange.

Solange claims that she is so sick and tired of people asking her about Beyonce that she sometimes pretends that they aren’t related. In fact, she has to make up stories just so she won’t turn into Britney Spears.

“I get asked about Beyonce all the time but I try and make fun of it. Sometimes I say she’s not my sister. Other times I say I’ve stuffed her in my suitcase and sent it to Dubai. I have to have fun with it or I’ll turn in to Britney (Spears) - shave my head and go totally crazy.”

There’s about to be a whhaatt?!! A GIRL FIGHT!! Solange sounds like a complete idiot to me. Does she really honestly believe she will turn into Britney Spears and shave her head if people continue to ask her about her sister??? What a retard!!! She just wanted to take that opportunity to slam Britney! She knows nobody has a clue who she is, so she thought she would do a little name dropping and get her quote out there. Solange is a loser!
It must suck being the ugly sister.

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Jessica Simpson Recognized For Best Boobs!

03 Jul

Posted by Ms Royale as Audrina Patridge, Beyonce Knowles, Carmen Electra, Jessica Simpson, Katherine Heigl, Lindsay Lohan, Megan Fox, Pam Anderson, Pamela Anderson, Scarlett Johansson, Tyra Banks

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Jessica Simpson apparently has the BEST BOOBS EVER!

InTouch Weekly recognized Jessica Simpson’s breasts as being the best in Hollywood. She doesn’t really have a whole lot else going for her…so I guess they found something for her to be recognized for. I’m sure her father was the judge!

Anywho…Here is their Top 10 list!

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyoncé Knowles

Umm…Beyoncé Knowles? Nooo…I don’t think so. Maybe somebody confused her ass with her boobs. What an honor it would be to be on that list!!! WOW…..totally jealous! I bet Pam Anderson is somewhere crying.