Jessica Simpson apparently has the BEST BOOBS EVER!

InTouch Weekly recognized Jessica Simpson’s breasts as being the best in Hollywood.  She doesn’t really have a whole lot else going for her…so I guess they found something for her to be recognized for.  I’m sure her father was the judge!

Anywho…Here is their Top 10 list!

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyoncé Knowles

Umm…Beyoncé Knowles?  Nooo…I don’t think so.  Maybe somebody confused her ass with her boobs.  What an honor it would be to be on that list!!!  WOW…..totally jealous!  I bet Pam Anderson is somewhere crying.

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At The Hills Season 3 Premiere, everyone was looking fabulous except Whitney!  Why doesn’t she ever wear something hot?!  Audrina looked great, Lauren looked awesome, and Whitney just looked blah!  She needs a style make-over!  She is so damn hot, and she never shows off her HOTNESS!!!!  Whitney always has that care-free model look to her.  That sucks!  I want to see her in an awesome dress that really shows off how cute she is!!  Ugh…she makes me crazy!  She needs to stop letting Audrina and Lauren show her up!  Come on Whitney!!!

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Audrina Patridge was probably the best looking one out of Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port for The Hills Season 3 Premiere last night.  I’m just glad Audrina had on clothes!!  I swear… I am so addicted to The Hills, but it is so fake!!  Almost as fake as Heidi’s lips, boobs, and nose!

And….did anyone see Mariah Carey perform?!?!  She was struggling!!  I didn’t know if the girl was gonna run out of air or be able to hit her notes.  She sounded pretty bad.

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Audrina Patridge, from “The Hills,” really enjoys topless modeling!

Apparently, right after Audrina graduated from high school, she took some nude photo’s in hopes of being in Playboy.  Patridge was a bikini model and did some other things, but her big break came when she was offered to be on “The Hills.”  Thank God too right?!?!  She probably would have become a prostitute or some porn star!!

Patridge made a statement through her rep to TMZ stating the following:

“I took these photos years ago when I was just out of high school and beginning to model. I was young and very trusting of others and I didn’t know to protect myself. It is a lesson learned, for myself, and hopefully for the young girls who look up to me.”

Well…if you look up to Audrina, you have other issues to deal with!!  However, if you want to see the rest of these photo’s of Audrina, check out WWTDD.com.

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So…Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are getting a divorce.  USWeekly is reporting that Sean had filed for divorce on December 7th, but he had changed his mind.  Sean had it dismissed on December 18th.  Then, three days later, Robin filed divorce papers reason being irreconcilable differences.

However, rumor now has it that Sean may have been cheating on Robin.  Four days prior to Robin filing for the divorce, Sean was seen out having dinner with a young, attractive brunette at San Francisco’s Cafe de la Presse restaurant.

I mean of course he cheated!!!  He is Spicoli for Christ Sake!  Who the hell cares?!?  It was probably Audrina from The Hills he was eating dinner with.  Does anyone care?!

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, stars from The Hills, have surprisingly called off their wedding! This is such a SHOCK!! NOT! I don’t think anyone really cares…nor do I think anyone really thought they were going to actually get married in the first place. So..whatever! I am sure this is just to spice things up for the next season of The Hills! That show is so fake…but I still LOVE IT! I think a great story line would be Lauren Conrad hooking up with Spencer! Or maybe Audrina and Brody getting it on!! Or Justin Bobby getting shot!! I could totally be a writer for that show!!!!

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 Audrina Patridge, from “The Hills”, must have really broken up with that loser Justin Bobby because she was seen out with someone other than his ugly ass!

Audrina told UsWeekly:

“I caught him doing something he shouldn’t have been doing and it was just the last straw.”

 ”It was one of the hardest nights ever I’ve had to deal with. And it was on camera too.”

I guess Justin Bobby made out with some other girl.  Justin Bobby…not faithful?!?!  I can’t believe it!! He didn’t give a shit about Audrina!

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Why is Nicole Richie eating lunch with Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge, stars from The Hills???  Nicole, Lauren, and Audrina dined at Joan’s On Third in L.A.  I’m guessing they all met through Brody Jenner.  Lauren is like best friends with Brody, and Nicole used to date Brody.  It’s all very confusing.  You would think Nicole had better friends to hang out with than the loser girls from that fake show (definitely not reality) The Hills. 

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Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge, stars from The Hills, did a Maxim photo shoot and stripped down to their lingerie. They are supposed to look sexy, but they really just look awkward. Audrina is holding up a shoe, and Lauren is just airing out her armpits! What is so hot about that?!?! I don’t get this photo shoot. They are basically doing the same thing. Sitting on a bed, surrounded by a ton of shoes and rose petals, and dressed in lingerie. STUPID! They both look clueless, and these two should never be mistaken for models.

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Audrina Patridge, star from “The Hills,” almost pulled a Britney!!! Audrina better sober up before she flashes her sh*t all over town. Good thing she has sense to wear panties….nobody wants to see what Justin Bobby has been beatin up!

By the way, where the hell are the cops?? She is sitting on Justin Bobby’s lap in a BMW!! I am pretty sure that is illegal! And whoever the driver is…..pretty sure they are drunk!

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