Celebrities on Twitter!  Love it!  If you are on Twitter, add Celebrity Royale!  The following celebs decided to make their feelings known on Twitter:

Dolly Parton wrote on Twitter: Aahhh chiropractor… Hurts so good you lug these around and see if your back don’t hurt!

Will.i.am wrote: 26weeks#1…when is someone ganna knocks us off the #1 spot???…this is crazy…thats like half of the year…”wow”…(we are so blessed)

Dita Von Teese wrote: Packing my suitcases to spend some time in my new Paris apartment!

Katie Price/Jordan wrote: your all asking why hate me!! you obviously think ive done alot wrong so give me what you think i deserve then leave me be pleasexx

Perez Hilton wrote: Rihanna needs to fire her manager! Why’s she doing GMA Thursday when her album comes out in 3 weeks? She should do Oprah the day of release!

Lisa Rinna wrote: ahhhhhhhhhhh exhale

Amanda Bynes wrote: One of my FAVORITE songs from my youth is “A Praise Chorus” by Jimmy Eat World…I just bought it again on itunes and I’m in LOVE with it

Audrina Patridge wrote: having fun in philly at the world series!!! i have some great pix ill put on my website for u guys:)

Khloe Kardashian wrote: Laker time!!! Wooohoooo

Lauren Conrad wrote: Watching my love Gary on Styl’D

Kendra Wilkinson wrote: hank n I are watchin our fave show ”family guy” n playin the old skool game “guess who” haha. We are random!

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Well, this will depress you! 

Kristin Cavallari makes more than YOU!  And worse than that…LO Bosworth makes more than YOU!  Pathetic!

The Hills is returning tonight!  However, Lauren Conrad won’t be returning and in her place will be the infamous Kristin Cavallari!  I think Kristin will actually make the show better.  Lauren was boring.  What is really sad about this scripted show is the income these actors get!  I mean it is pathetic!  Here we are in a depressing economy, people are getting laid-off left and right, and some MTV idiot decided to pay these kids a boat load to do some bad acting on a “reality” show!  That is just SAD!  Nobody should watch this … just on principle! 

I mean … these kids didn’t even go to college, and they are making more than CEO’s right now!  They don’t even have any skills! 

Lauren Conrad - $125,000 per episode (her contract also stated that nobody on The Hills could make more than her)
Kristin Cavallari - $90,000 per episode
Heidi Montag - $100,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge - $100,000 per episode
Lo Bosworth - $100,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt - $65,000 per episode
Brody Jenner - $45,000 per episode

I mean are they seriously worth all of this?!  I’m gonna say…NO!  Just think…they do approximately 20 epidsodes per year.  That’s gross!  I think I could do some scripted work for half of what they pay those kids!  Call me, MTV!

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Audrina Patridge poses for the October 2009 issue of Maxim.  Hot Damn…she looks awesome!  I know they had to do some airbrushing, but I’m guessing it wasn’t much!  She really does have an awesome body!

In the magazine, Audrina talks about the new movie she’s in, her last season on ‘The Hills’, her NEW show, and dishes about her friends.

On Her New Movie, Sorority Row:

“I play a sorority girl who gets cheated on. And if you cheat on one Theta Pi, you cheat on all Theta Pis, so me and the other sisters decide to pull a prank on my boyfriend - which does not go according to plan. It’s very gory, but it also has a lot  of comedy, so when you’re not getting scared and jumping, you’re laughing.”

Is This Really Going To Be Her Last Season On ‘The Hills“:

“You know, it’s just something that I felt inside. I’m an adult now, and I don’t need all the petty drama and drinking and fighting. I’ve done that, and I’m ready to move on.”

Tell Us About ‘The Audrina Show’:

“The producer is Mark Burnett, who executive-produced Survivor. It’s a behind-the-scenes look at my life in L.A.—the movies and shoots and parties. It’s not as glamorous as it appears, plus it’ll actually feature people I know. It’s, like, real.”

What Is The Wackiest Thing You’ve Heard About Yourself?:

“That I have chin implants, cheek implants, a nose job … God, everything,” she tells October’s Maxim. (For the record, she never denies getting plastic surgery).”

On The Rumors About Her Love Life:

“I took my brother out one night, and he was my boyfriend the next day,” says reality star, 24, who is back on with Australian BMX rider Corey Bohan. “I went out with a cousin another night, then he was my boyfriend. Someone also said I was pregnant with somebody’s love child. I was like, ‘Do I look pregnant?’”

What About Lauren Conrad And Heidi Montag?:

“I barely talk to Lauren,” she says of Conrad, who left the show last season. “We’ll text every now and then, but that’s about it.”

“Heidi, um, keeps asking me to go to Bible study with her,” she says

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Joe Francis beat up Brody Jenner’s girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, last night! 

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole were at Guys and Dolls nightclub early this morning in Los Angeles when all the trouble started!  Jayde witnessed Joe Francis hitting on his ex-girlfriend.  Apparently, Jayde got all up in his business and got pissy about this.  Therefore, she thought it would be appropriate to throw her drink on him!  Well, Joe freaked out!  He pulled Jayde’s hair, punched her in the face, threw her to the ground and started kicking her.

Security stepped in, and they took Joe out of the club.  Brody followed and yelled at Joe.  Brody was then kicked out of the club as well.  After trying to get back in the club and failing, Brody saw Joe and punched him in the face.  Brody was immediately tasered by someone, and Joe managed to get away from all the drama. 

The police are currently looking for Joe Francis.  Jayde Nicole is saying she wants to press charges against Joe.  Jayde has a black and blue cheek, her face is swollen, she has a bruised left rib and her lower abdomen is sore.  Also, some of her hair got pulled out.

Brody Jenner posted a message on Twitter today saying, “Joe Francis beat up my lady this morning for no reason!  Pulled her to the ground, punched & kicked her…what does that say about him.  How can you call yourself a man when you beat up a girl??  Joe Francis is a piece of sh*t.  Joe Francis needs to be in jail!!!”

A couple of things: First, why the hell did Jayde feel the need to step into Joe’s situation and throw her drink?  I feel that was uncalled for!  She is just a stupid biotch!  She thinks she can do whatever she wants because she was in Playboy…big deal!  Second, clearly Joe Francis has issues.  Who beats up a girl?!  Third, charges should be brought against Joe for beating up Jayde, AND Brody for punching Joe!  Two wrongs do NOT make a right!  It doesn’t matter how cute it is to stand up for your girlfriend and punch out some dude for her….you cannot hit someone else! 

These fools probably need to grow up and stay out of the club.  Jayde already got into a fight with Audrina Patridge over Brody…can’t she get along with anyone?!

Below is a photo of Brody Jenner & Jayde Nicole.

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Stephanie Pratt, star from The Hills, has been featured on the cover of Us Weekly.  She is opening up for the first time about her battle with bulimia and hating her body.  She says this problem started when she first saw herself appearing next to super-thin girls on the MTV reality show hit!  Stephanie says, “I was horrified.  I remember saying, ‘I can’t believe how huge I look walking over to Lauren.’”

As the show went on, her problems only got worse.  While The Hills was shooting in Hawaii, Stephanie recalls asking her co-star Audrina Patridge, “What looks better, ’shirt on or off?’”  Patridge said, “On!”  Stephanie confesses that the producers have never made her feel any pressure to lose weight, but says, “It’s embarrassing workign with skinny girls.” 

Pratt, 23, is 5-foot-7 and wears size 0-2.  She is not even close to fat!  She is much taller than the other girls, so she will never be super petite.  But…she is THIN!  Audrina should NEVER be telling people what to do..she sucks!  Stephanie Pratt is NOT FAT! 

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Audrina Patridge has denied rumors that she has gotten plastic surgery.  Well, we all know she had breast implants, but she says she did NOT get any surgery done to her face.  Yet, she looks so different than she did last year!  Audrina,23, told Extra, “People think I have gotten my nose and my chin done.  I just laugh at it.  I’m just losing my baby fat - everyone grows up and changes.”

Ok…I totally agree that people grow up, lose baby fat, and change.  But…not that much!  Audrina has clearly had her lips plumped.  It also appears she may have gotten colored contacts, and clearly a better makeup artist!  I don’t know if she had her face slimmed, but her neck looks thinner too.  She could have just gone on a diet and lost some weight.  Her hair looks better, and her eyes look much better with different makeup.  If she doesn’t put so much crap under her eyes, her eyes don’t look so droopy!  Perhaps….she had an eye lift! 

I thought she was cute before…still cute!  The Hills is a great show, but why is everyone starting to plump their lips?!?!  GROSS!

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Audrina Patridge may not want to be on The Hills forever as L.C.’s little buddy.  After Audrina and Lauren Conrad had a serious falling out, Audrina has been thinking about her own future. 

“It would be really fun to have my own TV show!”

Audrina, 23, has been receiving offers for her own show, but she hasn’t locked into anything yet.  She is currently working on a film called Sorority Row with Rumer Willis.  She would really like to branch out of the reality show world and into films.

“I want to focus on acting and reading scripts and playing characters.”

Well, from what I heard, Audrina sucked on Saturday Night Live.  So, I doubt she will be winning any awards for her “acting” skills anytime soon.

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Why did Heidi Montag think THIS was a good idea?!

I posted a couple of shots of Heidi Montag filming the music video for her next single “Overdosin.”  Umm…perhaps she is overdosin on some heavy drugs, because this look is so stupid!  Heidi is cute, so why the hell would she do this to herself?!  I’m sure it was her idea too!

BTW: Did anyone watch The Hills last night?  Why do people continue the Heidi and Spencer drama?  Get the hell over it.  Lauren (L.C.) is such a brat.  They all need to just kiss and make up.  Why can’t these people get along?  Lauren hates Heidi, Lo hates Audrina, and Spencer hates his sister, Stephanie.  Sooooo stupid!  These people need to mature and get over their issues.  Side note: Is Lauren’s new dude a coke head?  Why does he rub his nose all the time?

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Audrina Patridge, from The Hills, was hanging out at the DKNY beach house in Malibu earlier this week. Audrina seems to be stepping out from Lauren Conrad’s shadow and really doing her own thing.

I can’t really say I hate Audrina…I happened to like her a lot more than Lauren. And lord, Audrina is much better than Lo, Lauren Bosworth. In fact, I think The Hills should get rid of LC and Lo! The stars of that show, in my opinion, are Audrina, Heidi, Spencer, and Whitney! LC and Lo are so damn boring!

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Jessica Simpson apparently has the BEST BOOBS EVER!

InTouch Weekly recognized Jessica Simpson’s breasts as being the best in Hollywood.  She doesn’t really have a whole lot else going for her…so I guess they found something for her to be recognized for.  I’m sure her father was the judge!

Anywho…Here is their Top 10 list!

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyoncé Knowles

Umm…Beyoncé Knowles?  Nooo…I don’t think so.  Maybe somebody confused her ass with her boobs.  What an honor it would be to be on that list!!!  WOW…..totally jealous!  I bet Pam Anderson is somewhere crying.

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