26 Sep
Posted by Ms Royale as Ashton Kutcher, Corbin Bleu, Mischa Barton, Sara Paxton
Mischa Barton has single handedly ruined the CW’s new show, The Beautiful Life.
The CW’s The Beautiful Life has been canceled! The Ashton Kutcher produced show is the first show of the 2009-2010 season to be canceled. The CW shut down production yesterday in NYC and sent everyone home.
Apparently, the show’s first episode was watched by only 1.5 million people, and only 1 million tuned in for the second episode. Pathetic!
People just don’t want to see Mischa Barton anymore. She is GROSS! She isn’t the hot, new thing anymore from the O.C.! Plus, people aren’t that interested in Sara Paxton or Corbin Bleu.

30 Aug
Posted by Ms Royale as Ashton Kutcher, Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Rumer Willis
Rumer Willis is apparently on crack, because she thinks she gets acting parts because of her skills instead of her parents! (hahahhaha - I pissed my pants laughing!)
Rumer, 21, is the daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. She admits that she gets auditions based on her family name; however, she says she wins the part because she is such a great performer. She told BANG Showbiz:
”You can’t do anything about who your parents are. I think everyone has opportunities and everyone has doors that are open to them in different ways.
“If you’re talented you’ll get work. If you suck then you won’t. In the end, talent is all that matters because you could go and get an audition, but if you go in there and you suck you’re not going to get a job.”
Is she serious? Has she seen herself? OMG…girlfriend is on CRACK! Her family name gets her into a room, and her family name gets her a job. People aren’t stupid…everyone wants to see Demi and Bruce’s daughter attempt to act!
There are THOUSANDS of people who are more talented than RUMER! However, bitch gets the part because of her name. If a part came down to a couple of no-names and Rumer, they would give it to Rumer Willis because of her name! DUH! Everyone knows that if she is in the movie…Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, and Ashton Kutcher will definitely be on the red carpet promoting the movie with stupid Rumer! You pay for Rumer…you get the whole gang…everyone knows this!
09 Jul
Posted by Ms Royale as Ashton Kutcher, Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon

Mariah Carey is on the cover of next month’s issues of Elle Magazine, and she is looking HOT! Unfortunately, this is a serious photoshop job, but she’s looking pretty bangin! In the new issue, Carey, 38, opens up about her relationship with her husband, Nick Cannon, and they way the media has focused on their wedding.
“It’s difficult, especially when legitimate press is saying, ‘They’re having a $4 million wedding,’ Why? What — did we set a budget?” She waxes sarcastic over the swirling rumors of a more formal and more costly future New York nuptial: “It’s gonna be $4 million! It’s going to be really cool! We’re going to give away gold as people leave! We’re going to sprinkle them with gold! It’s going to be very Coming to America! What do they think? Our whole point [in having the unannounced beach wedding] was to do the opposite!”
I seriously cannot believe Mariah married Nick Cannon. It’s like a bad joke or something. I’m still waiting for Ashton Kutcher to come out and say, “YOU GOT PUNKED!”
Mariah needs to just ditch the photoshop crap…I mean she actually looks pretty good now without it!


01 May
Posted by Ms Royale as Ashton Kutcher, Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon

Apparently, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are engaged. I’m gonna call bullshit on this one, but nevertheless, here is what’s goin on!
Carey, 38, met Cannon, 27, in March when he directed the video for her latest single, “Bye Bye.” When Carey showed up for the premiere of her new film, Tennessee, in NYC on April 26th, she wore a huge rock on her engagement finger. Cannon also showed up to the premiere. At the after party for the premiere, Carey and Cannon stuck very close to each other. Carey’s rep was unavailable for comment, and Cannon’s rep had no comment for the engagement rumors.
When asked, Carey told Us that it was “very nice” working with Cannon on her video. When asked what he loved about Carey, Cannon said, “Everything!”
Why do I get the strange feeling Ashton Kutcher is behind this?!?! He is just waiting to jump out and say…”YOU GOT PUNKED!!” Why in the hell would Mariah Carey ever date Nick Cannon?! They are just on two different levels!! I hope this isn’t true! Otherwise, Mariah is seriously selling herself short, and Nick just got really lucky!
07 Apr
Posted by Ms Royale as Ashton Kutcher, Cameron Diaz, Gerald Butler

So….apparently Cameron Diaz is now dating Gerald Butler?! WTF?! Is this for real..or is this an Ashton Kutcher lame attempt to fool the paparazzi. Sources claim that Cameron and Gerald have been seen out three times within the last ten days!
Butler, known for his work in “300,” “The Phantom of the Opera,” and “P.S. I Love You,” doesn’t exactly seem like Cameron’s type. She must be getting bored or desperate. I don’t see this working out at all. Butler is like a very serious and great actor, while Cameron is just a giggly, burping half-ass actress. They don’t fit!
05 Oct
Posted by Ms Royale as Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore