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Pete Wentz Pulled The Trigger!!

09 Sep

Posted by Ms Royale as Ashlee Simpson, Ashlee Wentz, Pete Wentz, Playboy

Pete Wentz

Pete Wentz is a complete retard.  I can’t believe he is going to be a father.  Wentz has reportedly told Playboy all about a time when he once played a game of Russian Roulette with a friend.  Again…I cannot believe this person is going to be a dad!  Pete said:

“I pulled a trigger on a gun aimed at myself.  My friend and I did one pull each. We’d been drinking and had taken Ambien.  I feel stupid even talking about it.  It’s one of the reasons I’ve never owned a gun - I’m too impulsive. I’d probably get mad and shoot someone over a part in a song or something.”

The only positive thing about this: Perhaps he will get a hold of a gun and shoot Ashlee Simpson!  It is the only way we will never ever have to hear her crappy singing ever again!  It is our only hope.  So, perhaps we should be happy Pete Wentz is a complete dumbass!  Fingers Crossed!!

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Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz: Having A Baby Boy!

02 Jul

Posted by Ms Royale as Ashlee Simpson, Ashlee Wentz, Pete Wentz

Ashlee Simpson Pete Wentz

Apparently, Ashlee (no talent) Simpson and Pete (gay) Wentz are having a baby boy!!  Ashlee and Pete filled out a baby registry that had everything in blue.  Unless they want their little girl to chill in a lot of a blue, I think this pretty much means they are having a baby boy!

I can only imagine what Ashlee and Pete are gonna name their child.  Probably something stupid like most celebrities….like… Bookmark Wentz or  Avocado Wentz.

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Pete Wentz Apologizes For Being A Liar!

30 May

Posted by Ms Royale as Ashlee Simpson, Ashlee Wentz, Pete Wentz

Ashlee Simpson Pete Wentz

Awww…perhaps Pete really does love Ashlee (the no-talent loser!!)

“Every woman, no matter who they are or what they do for a living, has the right to wait at least three months before sharing this very personal news. We wanted to wait until after the first trimester before confirming anything, just like any other couple.

“Being a boy I have no idea how to respond to such things and my first instinct was to protect her and the baby.

“It’s insane that you can’t let happy news brew in Hollywood. This wasn’t about press or anything. It was about the health of the baby and trying to find a way to be happy with what should be the most happy time of our lives in the middle of a press blitz.

“I apologize to anyone who felt misinformed but the truth is, the person and growing baby is who I felt most loyal to protect and defend.”

– Pete Wentz

tear….or not actually…

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Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpson Confirm Pregnancy!

29 May

Posted by Ms Royale as Ashlee Simpson, Ashlee Wentz, Jessica Simpson, MTV, Pete Wentz

Ashlee Simpson Pete Wentz

It’s confirmed!!!  Well…we already knew it….but we heard it from from the horses mouth!

Pete Wentz,28, and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz,23, have posted a message on Pete’s blog confirming Ashlee’s pregnancy:

“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.

- Pete and Ashlee Wentz“

I just keep thinking about Ashlee’s old show on MTV and how retarded and immature she was.  I can’t imagine her being mature enough to handle a marriage and a baby.  Hopefully, she will have lots of help.   Ugh….Ashlee Wentz (horrible name).  Whatever….at least we didn’t hear any bullshit from her about staying a virgin until she was married like Jessica!  See how far that got Jessica?!?!

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