Apparently, Ashlee (no talent) Simpson and Pete (gay) Wentz are having a baby boy!!  Ashlee and Pete filled out a baby registry that had everything in blue.  Unless they want their little girl to chill in a lot of a blue, I think this pretty much means they are having a baby boy!

I can only imagine what Ashlee and Pete are gonna name their child.  Probably something stupid like most celebrities….like… Bookmark Wentz or  Avocado Wentz.

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Awww…perhaps Pete really does love Ashlee (the no-talent loser!!)

“Every woman, no matter who they are or what they do for a living, has the right to wait at least three months before sharing this very personal news. We wanted to wait until after the first trimester before confirming anything, just like any other couple.

“Being a boy I have no idea how to respond to such things and my first instinct was to protect her and the baby.

“It’s insane that you can’t let happy news brew in Hollywood. This wasn’t about press or anything. It was about the health of the baby and trying to find a way to be happy with what should be the most happy time of our lives in the middle of a press blitz.

“I apologize to anyone who felt misinformed but the truth is, the person and growing baby is who I felt most loyal to protect and defend.”

– Pete Wentz

tear….or not actually…

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It’s confirmed!!!  Well…we already knew it….but we heard it from from the horses mouth!

Pete Wentz,28, and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz,23, have posted a message on Pete’s blog confirming Ashlee’s pregnancy:

“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.

- Pete and Ashlee Wentz“

I just keep thinking about Ashlee’s old show on MTV and how retarded and immature she was.  I can’t imagine her being mature enough to handle a marriage and a baby.  Hopefully, she will have lots of help.   Ugh….Ashlee Wentz (horrible name).  Whatever….at least we didn’t hear any bullshit from her about staying a virgin until she was married like Jessica!  See how far that got Jessica?!?!

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Rumor has it that Jessica Biel is pregnant with Justin Timberlake’s baby!!!  The Sun is also reporting that Justin Timberlake is ready to hit the marriage train with his girlfriend since January of ‘07, Jessica Biel.  Apparently, Jessica has refrained from drinking any alcohol which has sparked the baby rumors!!

A source close to Timberlake, 27, has said, “For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica. He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with Madonna. That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.”

I think this is a bunch of crap!  I doubt her ass would get pregnant just to keep a man!  (She isn’t going to pull an Ashlee (no talent) Simpson).  I mean Jessica has a great body…why ruin it?!?   Justin isn’t worth all that!!  I doubt Justin is gonna pop the question anytime soon.  He seems like a “feet dragger” to me!

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Word on the street is…Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are getting married…this SATURDAY!!

Can you say…Shot Gun Wedding!!!  Ashlee is already pregnant with gay Pete Wentz’s baby.  Ashlee (no talent) and Pete (fairy) are going to be hitched at a “secret” location!  ohhhh SECRETS!!!   The rehearsal dinner for family and a few close friends with be on Friday at another “secret” location.

Apparently, the guests don’t even know where the hell they are going.  They were just given save the date notices.  All guests will be transported in shuttles to the wedding location!!  Oh Boy…how exciting!!!  NOT!  Who the hell cares about this stupid wedding!!  Everyone knows they are only getting married because Ashlee is knocked up.  Pete will totally be the one in the dress at the wedding (with more eyeliner no doubt).

I hope their marriage lasts for a month!

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Oh NO She Didn’t!!!!!

Ashlee (Lip sync) Simpson was in London trying to get the nice folks over there to buy her piece of shit album when she called Britney Spears “TRASHY”!  Ashlee and her ugly hair appeared on the talk show, “Nokia Green Room.”  The interviewer asked Ashlee what she thought, “You’ve had one too many Britney Spears” meant?!  (side note: Britney Spears is slang for BEER!!).  Ashlee apparently doesn’t know the slang for Britney Spears…so she just guessed?!  Ashlee answered, “one too many trashy girls.”  

Can you believe that shit?!?!  I mean Ashlee (the loser, I got my career because of my sister, I suck at singing, I can’t carry a tune, I try to be punk, I make out with my father,  I am marrying a bi-sexual, lip sync, piece of shit) Simpson is actually calling Britney Spears TRASHY?!?!?  OMG!!  The nerve of the bitch!!!

Ok now…Britney Spears is not exactly the picture of perfection but of all people to call her out!!!  Ashlee Simpson is a piece of shit!!  Ashlee Simpson sucks and has zero talent!!!  At least, Brit Brit has talent!!  (well…she had talent…which is more than what Ashlee has/had..WHATEVER!)  Ugh…I just hate Ashlee Simpson…always have…always will!!!

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Ashlee Simpson, 23, is pregnant with Pete Wentz’s baby reports Us Magazine.  Unlike her older sister, Jessica Simpson, Ashlee decided to have sex before marriage.  Now, her ass is knocked up!  This is probably the only reason Ashlee and Pete are getting married.  I told you it wouldn’t last!!!  Getting married because you are pregnant isn’t always the best reason to get married!!  Those stupid idiots!!  Haven’t they heard of birth control or condoms?!

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Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are engaged!  I just threw up!  You know Pete and Ashlee are sooo not going to grow old and die together so why do they even try!  They will be divorced within 4 years….if they even make it to the wedding!  Ashlee Simpson posted this message on her website:

We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes - it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, but we wanted you to hear it straight from us.”

Now if only we could find someone for Jessica to date!!

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Ashlee Simpson was on TRL the other day, and she looked like CRAP!  Where does she find her clothes?  She needs to find some photo’s of Victoria Beckham and get a clue!  Because Ashlee has a horrible fashion sense!  Ugh..she is so fugly!

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were seen at Moveline’s Hollywood Life Style Awards last night. Ashlee and Pete really aren’t a cute couple. They shouldn’t be out…just stay indoors! I hate her hair-as usual! And he is just….Blah. He is only hot when he performs. She is ugly….well…all the time (when she is performing/lip syncing or just anytime). Ashlee-it’s time for more surgery sweety! I hate these celebrity little sister types..ya know… the no talent types that just piggy-back off of their siblings talent. SAD!

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