Jim Carrey poked fun at Tom Cruise and Angelina Jolie while appearing on the ‘Chelsea Lately’ show. 

During his talk with Chelsea, the ‘Christmas Carol’ star stated he wanted to cut some celebrities down to size, branding them ”spoiled brats.”

When host Chelsea Handler suggested he start with Tom Cruise, Carrey replied:

“Oh, set before me a meal - oh my God! A Christmas feast!”

Then, he sarcastically added:

“Tom Cruise  - let me see - one of the hardest working people I’ve ever seen, and like a total gentleman and *******. What a jerk!”

When Chelsea suggested he comment on Brad Pitt, Carrey didn’t have anything bad to say.  He said:

“Well, you really can’t say anything about Brad Pitt. Angelina Jolie? Oh yeah, so she’s the problem for sure, we’re ok with him, seriously, because he can do no wrong.”

Too bad they didn’t spend the whole time bashing celebrities!!  I would LOVE to hear what he had to say about SEVERAL different people.  Jim is just awesome!  I can see why Jenny McCarthy loves him so much.  I bet they have so much fun together. 

Go see ‘A Christmas Carol’!  It’s actually really good!

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So, apparently Rosie O’Donnell is smokin’ crack! 

Rosie claims she ALMOST had a hook-up with Angelina Jolie!  Rosie went on Howard Stern a couple of days ago, and claimed that she almost had sexy times with Angelina back in the day!!  Apparently, prior to Angelina’s marriage to Billy Bob Thornton, Rosie and Angelina talked briefly and almost hooked up!  Us Magazine reported: 

“She gave me her phone number,” O’Donnell recalls.
“We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that . . .There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through.” she said.
“I was a little afraid of her. She’s scary in a sexual kind of way. I have dreams about her a lot still.”

I really doubt Angelina would go for a beast like Rosie, but then again Angelina did go through a druggie period.  She probably didn’t realize.  Angelina was probably on a three/four day drug binge, and when she came out of it…she STOPPED contacting Rosie!  Besides…why is Angelina scary in a sexual kind of way?  Billy Bob claims f*cking Angelina was like f*cking a couch!  And…why does she have dreams about her?!?  Doesn’t Rosie have someone else?!?  Hmmm…Issues!

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RHINOPLASTY (or NOSE JOB) is a surgical procedure people get in order to improve the function or appearance of a human nose! 

There are hundreds of celebrities that have had nose jobs in order to look their best; however, celebs who’ve had rhinoplasty don’t always look better. The most notorious obsessed fan of the rhinoplasty was the late Michael Jackson (R.I.P.). 

I have created a top 10 list of celebrities who have had a rhinoplasty.  These celebrities actually made a wise choice and look much better with their new nose!  

10. Kate Winslet:  She just made a little change, but it looks GREAT!  She now has an award winning nose!

9. Lance Bass: He made a slight change.  It doesn’t look that much different, but it looks good!

8. Ashlee Simpson: She got rid of her bump, and she looks GREAT!  Eventhough she LIED about why she got her nose job, it still looks awesome.

7. Heidi Montag: Girlfriend needed a nose job!  It looks much better smaller!

6. Megan Fox: She looks completely different with her nose job from the front.  It looks much better!

5. Blake Lively: WOW!  Blake made a great choice by getting her nose done!  It looks awesome!

4. Salma Hayek: She thinned out her nose quite a bit.  It looks much better and gives her a softer look.

3. Matt Dillon: He went from having a cute nose to having a nose made for a hunk! UPGRADE!

2. Paula Abdul: She looks soooo much better!  She thinned her nose out, and it totally changed the shape of her face!

1. Angelina Jolie: This nose job was NEEDED!  Her nose didn’t match her looks before.  Now, she has a long and sleek nose instead of her short, stubby nose.

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These celebrities could be TWINS!  Ok…maybe not twins, but they could be related!  I have a top 15 list of celebrities that bear a very close resemblance to each other.

15. Billy Idol & Pink  (could be brother and sister)

14. Dita Von Teese & Evan Rachel Wood (look alike and go after the same men)

13. Lauren Conrad & Christine Taylor (I wonder if Ben Stiller would agree?)

12. Mila Kunis & Vanessa Hudgens (wow…they could be sisters)

11. Jessica Alba & Marlene Favela (Cash Warren probably wouldn’t be able to tell these beauties apart)

10. Christina Aguilera & Julianne Hough (Julianne could be Christina’s lil sis!)

9. Mark McGrath & Ethan Hawke (these two love the scruffy look)

8. Erika Christensen & Julia Stiles (whatever happened to these two?)

7. Angelina Jolie & Megan Fox (Megan wants to be Angelina soooo bad)

6. Portia de Rossi & Drea de Matteo (wow….if they had the same hair color, it would be hard to tell them apart)

5. Zach Braff & Raffaello Follieri (Look alike and I heard they both treat women like crap)

4. Roselyn Sanchez & Nicole Scherzinger (They could be TWINS!)

3. Jeffrey Dean Morgan & Javier Bardem (umm…I am guessing they have the same mother)

2. America Ferrera & Jordin Sparks (I bet people confuse these two alllll the time)

1. Brooke Hogan & Jennifer McDaniel (Hulk Hogan’s daughter and girlfriend look exactly alike…ewww!)

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Being a hot celebrity is pretty easy when you have several people around you making you look perfect all of the time.  However, when you have babies, it is a little harder to keep it hot!  Nevertheless, these fifteen celebrity moms have been able to pull off being a mother and keeping it HOT!!! 

15. Katie Price

14. Reese Witherspoon

13. Halle Berry

12. Gwen Stefani

11. Jessica Alba

10. Britney Spears

9. Denise Richards

8. Victoria Beckham

7. Salma Hayek

6. Kelly Ripa

5. Kate Beckinsale

4. Heidi Klum

3. Angelina Jolie

2. Jenny McCarthy

1. Brooke Burke

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Desperate to be young again, Jennifer Lopez showed up to the Golden Globes wearing an ugly gold number.  She tries so hard to be desirable, but at the end of the day….her time has passed.  She needs to think about being a mother to twins instead of squeezing into that ugly gold thing.  She needs to realize that she will NEVER be Angelina Jolie.  Jennifer will never be super thin, be able to handle a million children, or get anyone as hot as Brad Pitt. END OF STORY! 

Jennifer is just a pathetic excuse for a woman.  She can’t even hold on to that ugly husband of hers.  Jenny from the block showed up last night without her wedding ring on.  Even though she was with her soon-to-be ex-huband, Marc Anthony, it was obvious she was so unhappy.

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Almost everyone is starting to do it.  A nip here and a tuck there…you look amazing!  Plastic surgery is huge right now!  Most celebrities have had some surgical or non-surgical procedure done.  In 2007, almost 400,000 people got a breast augmentation.  Last year, over 450,000 people got liposuction, over 240,000 people got eyelid surgery, and over 2 million people got botox.  Among all the plastic surgery junkies in Hollywood, I thought I would give you my top 10 favorite!  Most of these celebrities wouldn’t strike you as celebrities that would go under the knife, but their beauty wasn’t just God given. 

10. Adriana Lima: She got a breast augmentation!

9. Jennifer Garner: That top lip isn’t hers!!!  She has just been plumping it forever!  She has also had her teeth fixed, and you can’t see her gums anymore!

8. Fergie: She got herself a nice little nose job!  Plus, she is a serious Botox user!

7. Beyonce: She had a nose job, breast augmentation, and some say lip reduction! 

6. Paris Hilton: She had a nose job!

5. Heidi Klum: She got herself some boobies!!

4. Scarlett Johansson: She got a nose job! 

3. Halle Berry: She got a breast augmentation and a nose job.  She also allowed someone to pluck those outrageous eyebrows!!

2. Holly Madison: What hasn’t Holly had done?  She had a breast augmentation.  She went from a 34-A to a 36-D.  She also had a nose job.  Holly also has plumped up her top lip, went platinum, and darkened her eyebrows.  I think she also got her teeth whitened.  She looks awesome!!  A total makeover hottie!!

1. Angelina Jolie: She got a nose job.  It looks soooo much better!  Plus, it looks like she might have gotten a chin implant.  It was somewhat weak before.  Angelina is stunning!

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have finally come to their senses and decided that marriage isn’t so ridiculous! Instead of living in sin forever, the two have actually thought about tying the knot! However, they wouldn’t have even considered it had it not been for their 6 children!

“Sooner or later it will be the kids who ask us [to get married]. You know, they see films and start asking questions. Such as, ‘Why are Shrek and Fiona married and you’re not?’”

“Usually people fall in love and everything revolves around the ritual of marriage, children are an afterthought. We did everything backwards.”

I think marriage is the kiss of death in Hollywood. I hope Brad and Angelina can stay together…if nothing else but for the sake of all those damn children they have!!

I cannot wait to see those children grow up….they are all gonna be so cute!!

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have finally put their twins, Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, on the cover of People!  I think the babies are sooo damn cute!!  I think they are going to look just like Shiloh!  The issue of People magazine will hit newsstands today, Monday, August 4th.

People got the first photo’s and the first interview.  Wait till you see little Shiloh holding Vivienne …it is so CUTE!

Angelina told the magazine that, “It is chaos, but we are managing it and having a wonderful time.”

Angie also went on to say, “Shiloh and Z pick out [the twins] clothes and help change and hold them.  It’s sweet - they are little mommies.”

Brad added, “[It’s] still a cuckoo’s nest.”

To see the photo’s of the darling babies and read the interview, CLICK HERE!

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Here are Ms. Royale’s HOT celebrity stories of the day…..

Lindsay Lohan cheats on Samantha Ronson with a man?!? Click Here for The Story!

Is Heidi Klum pregnant again?!? Click Here for The Story!

Dr. Drew starts a fight with Tom Cruise!! Click Here for The Story!

Charlie Sheen hates his children and Denise Richards!! Click Here for The Story!

Tila Tequila is delusional!!  Click Here for The Story!

Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie will finally fight it out!!  Click Here for The Story!

Ashley Tisdale and family finally speaking out about AIDS rumors!!  Click Here for The Story!

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