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Lil’ Mama Pulls A Kanye!

14 Sep

Posted by Ms Royale as Alicia Keys, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Lil' Mama, MTV, Taylor Swift

Lil’ Mama VMA’s

What the hell was going on with security last night at the MTV VMA’s?! Apparently, anyone could just run up on stage!

Not only did Kanye West run up onstage and ruin Taylor Swift’s moment, Lil’ Mama ran up while Jay-Z and Alicia Keys were performing. It was at the very end of the performance but still it was annoying!

Lil’ Mama (ummm who is that anyway) ran up on stage and started dancing around Jay-Z. He tried to shoo her away, but she ignored the hint. She even struck a pose at the end with Jay-Z and Alicia. She basically looked retarded. Again, who is this person?

Next year, I’m going to the VMA’s! I’ll get on stage and become a big hit! I hope Kanye wins something next year…so I can steal his moment and throw shit on him while he’s up there giving out “thank you’s.” Ohh… I guess shit isn’t a very good idea…it would just blend in with him. I will think of something though…I have a whole year to figure it out! Hmmm… I doubt he will win anything anyway…

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Perez Hilton Is Getting Results!

08 Dec

Posted by Ms Royale as Alicia Keys, Jessica Simpson, Katherine Heigl, Perez Hilton

Perez Hilton, the King of all bloggers, is looking much thinner! He is apparently doing the 5-Factor diet! Other celebrities who have done this diet are Jessica Simpson, Alicia Keys, and Katherine Heigl. (So…I don’t know what that really says about the diet). Anyways - Food is prepared for you, and sent to your home (I assume it is something like the Zone diet). Perez recently said:

“I think I’m getting some results” and “You don’t feel deprived - there is always some sort of sweet thing on the plan” and “Starvation is not the way to do it”.

I think he is definitely getting results!! And we are loving the blonde hair! Perez has such a great attitude! I am so happy he is finally getting healthy!! He is getting skinny and doing it the right way (see kids…he is a role model!!)

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Alicia Keys: Not Ready For Marriage!

02 Dec

Posted by Ms Royale as Alicia Keys

Alicia Keys is not ready for marriage! Alicia recently spoke about marriage with JET Magazine, and she seems to have her head on straight. Instead of jumping into marriage like all the other celebrities, she has really thought about what she wants in life. I think that is really awesome!! Alicia told JET Magazine:

“I’m still figuring out a lot about myself and I’m so not ready to be married at all. That’s such a big commitment. I’m still really young and I still want to find out more about myself so that I can be mature and secure when I move in that direction…..I hope that people would possibly see me as someone who is a great person like them, who has given inspiration and hope and who has done something great for her people.”

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Alicia Keys At The AMA’s

19 Nov

Posted by Ms Royale as Alicia Keys

Alicia Keys has such a weird body. Here she is at the American Music Awards. Alicia is flat, has a massive ass, and a big ole’ thunder thighs. She performed her hit single “No One”…which was wonderful. She is really pretty, but she needs some work done to that body.