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Lindsay Lohan: Wasting Away!

02 May

Posted by Ms Royale as Ali Lohan, Lindsay Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan looks a hot mess! Why do people think she looks good?!

Lohan has been chillin in Maui for awhile with her sister, Ali. They have been surfing, shopping, and just taking a “vacation” from their problems. Lohan has that crackhead body now…and…she thinks she looks good! WHAT?! She just doesn’t look healthy. My whole thing with Lohan is…I thought once upon a time she was a promising actress. Before she starting hanging with the rough crowd, doing drugs, and partying, she could have been GREAT! I think people are tough on celebs who could have been something…like Lohan. It seems like she is just wasting it all. She needs to get healthy, and get her life together.

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Lindsay Lohan: Wasting Away!

26 Jan

Posted by Ms Royale as Ali Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson

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Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali Lohan were out shopping recently, and it is so clear that Lindsay has a SERIOUS problem. She probably weighs like 95lbs. LiLo MUST be on cocaine again.

My question is….where does she find clothes that fit her?!?! I weighed 98lbs. last year when my father was in the hospital, and I couldn’t find shit to wear. Everything was huge. No wonder she wears those ugly black legging things…you don’t have a lot of clothing options when you are skin and bones. GROSS!!! She needs to gain like 10-15lbs. back! Poor thing..I hope she isn’t trying to be as thin as Samantha Ronson. Sam is just naturally super thin.

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Ali Lohan Went To School With Disgusting Kids!!

20 May

Posted by Ms Royale as Ali Lohan, Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan

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Poor little Ali Lohan told People that she used to get made fun of at school. I suddenly feel soooo bad for her! ummm no!

Ali Lohan, 14, claims that some girls once made a video about her and put it on YouTube! hahah where is that? because I would LOVE to see it! Ali said:

“They used disgusting words. Like if my mom ever heard me say that stuff, I’d be grounded for life! … They’re disgusting kids. I got really aggravated.“

Apparently, those girls were suspended for their actions, and she no longer has issues because she is home-schooled. She claims she really likes being home-schooled. Ali confessed, “You learn so much more – it’s just hard to focus when girls are giving you problems. No one’s talking about you behind your back. It’s definitely easier.”

Ali also said, “I think it happens to all the other girls out there, because girls are just mean. It doesn’t happen with guys. When I asked [my little brother] Cody, he was like, ‘No, Guys don’t care!’ ”

Well….DUH!! Girls are bitches!! Remember when your sister, Lindsay Lohan, hated on Hilary Duff!?!? Remember that?!?! Girls learn from a young age how to be bitchy and just plain ruthless!

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Ali Lohan Wants To Be Just Like Lindsay Lohan!

27 Feb

Posted by Ms Royale as Ali Lohan, Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan’s little sister, Ali Lohan, recently had an interview with Teen Vogue for their April issue where she basically just begs to be in the Hollywood scene just like her sister. Pathetic! Ali, 14, says she wants to make it in Hollywood “really bad, so bad. So bad you don’t even know.” (ok…does this girl give anyone else that I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR FAME - EVEN IF IT MEANS SLEEPING WITH WHOEVER kinda vibe??)

Ali Lohan also says in the interview:

“I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you … it’s so cool when people look up to you. ”

What?? Who the hell is she talking about?!?! Who looks up to Lindsay Lohan? I think Ali Lohan is the ONLY person in this WORLD who looks up to Lindsay Lohan…and that is only because she is stupid and like 4′9.

Well…I think this just confirms the fact we will see Ali Lohan in rehab soon! She wants to follow in Lindsay’s footsteps….so you know…Coke, Alcohol, and STD’s are in her future! Congrats Ali…what a role model you picked!