Akon 

Akon is a complete idiot.  He is ”threatening” to move to Africa if Obama doesn’t win!  Can you believe this guy?!

Seriously…somebody buy him a hut over in Africa and get his ass set up!  People who “threaten” shit like that are so dumb.  I know this fat dude named Grant, and he has been saying he will move for years if the election doesn’t go the way he wants it.  Well…his fat ass is still here!!!   They act like people are going to freak out and vote for who they want just at the single thought of them not living in this country anymore!  PLEASE! 

In a recent interview with the UK’s The Guardian, Akon says he will give up his citizenship and return to Africa if McCain wins the presidency.  

He went on to say, “If he [Obama] doesn’t get into office, I’m gonna change my citizenship. I’m moving back to Africa. You can hold me to that. I’m afraid to live there if he [McCain] is President. The decisions he makes scare me: he’s making selfish decisions, he’s doing whatever it takes to get into office.”

He also added, “I don’t think he’s going to last eight years so she’s definitely going to be president. Oh my goodness - that’s scarier. And who would be her running mate? Joe the Plumber?”

Akon also confessed, “I’m very afraid. If the people don’t see [that life in America will deteriorate under McCain], then that’s a dangerous place to be for the next four years. I can’t even envision how bad it’s gonna be. I see it now - like, I’m driving down the highway, and I see cars parked with their emergency lights on because [people] can’t afford to buy gas. You’ve got families walking, carrying infants to the next exit to take a taxi, because the taxi will get them home cheaper than the gas.”

Akon also said that he thought the last election was fixed.  He also wanted to tell everyone that, “I really, really hope that Obama gets in, but I don’t want to jinx him.”

What Akon really meant to say was….. “I want the black man in office.  White people scare me.  (not just McCain but all white people in general).  Black people know how to run a country betta than the white man, and I think the white man be holdin us down.  So, I will get the hell out of here, because I’m scurrred if they don’t pick my bruh!”

At this point, I just hope McCain wins, so all these retarded people will move.  They won’t, but at least they will be pissy for another four years. 

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