Megan Fox nude

Megan Fox has opened her big mouth again!  Once more, she is saying something retarded!

Megan Fox claims she will NEVER be seen naked in front of the camera …for work or personal reaons! 

“Ugh, never!” said the actress. “That’s the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”
Just as there will be no nudity on camera in the comfort of her own home, there will be no nudity for Fox on set either. “I can’t ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film,” she said. “It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. I just can’t. I just can’t.”

Is she serious?  She is obsessed with herself!!  She thinks she is super hot, so why wouldn’t she want to see herself naked?  She always brags about how small her stomach is, so why would she refer to herself as a hippo?!  She claims she loves to have sex all the time…so…she hasn’t even watched it once?  I get it…she probably has messed up nipples or something from getting her boob job!  Seriously, I bet that is the issue!  She probably has beef curtins and saucer nips!  Clearly, nobody would think she was hot if they saw this, so she realizes she should keep it covered up. 

What should we take from this???  Megan Fox looks awful naked!  It’s actually really thoughtful of her to keep that shit covered up though…I do NOT want to see saucer nips and beef curtins!  Thanks Meg!

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