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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are getting a divorce.   

No…they haven’t announced it yet, but they will!!  They, of course, are trying to keep it a secret.  Word on the street is…J.Lo and Marc will announce their divorce on Valentine’s Day.  They will do it live onstage at Madison Square Garden in New York City.  They are supposed to do some big surprise duet and make the announcement.  I guess they think that will be fitting since they announced her pregnancy live onstage.  I don’t really think anyone will care if they get a divorce.  Do they expect people to be sad??  I bet people will cheer!  They will all laugh at her for being such a failure at relationships.

A friend of J. Lo’s has said,“Jennifer is planning on joining Marc onstage for a surprise duet. Things haven’t been right for a while now, and they thought it would be a bittersweet.”

Again, nobody really cares.  It’s not like anyone really liked them together anyway!  She was bigger than him, and she was much better looking than him.  He looks sick.  

I really hope this is a silly rumor, and they don’t really plan to announce their divorce like this.  That would be so stupid!

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