Pete Wentz

Pete Wentz is a complete retard.  I can’t believe he is going to be a father.  Wentz has reportedly told Playboy all about a time when he once played a game of Russian Roulette with a friend.  Again…I cannot believe this person is going to be a dad!  Pete said:

“I pulled a trigger on a gun aimed at myself.  My friend and I did one pull each. We’d been drinking and had taken Ambien.  I feel stupid even talking about it.  It’s one of the reasons I’ve never owned a gun - I’m too impulsive. I’d probably get mad and shoot someone over a part in a song or something.”

The only positive thing about this: Perhaps he will get a hold of a gun and shoot Ashlee Simpson!  It is the only way we will never ever have to hear her crappy singing ever again!  It is our only hope.  So, perhaps we should be happy Pete Wentz is a complete dumbass!  Fingers Crossed!!

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