Madonna

Who do those ugly ass legs belong to you ask?!?!?!?

None other than the white-trash…Madonna!  The poor thing twisted her white ankle.  In fact, since she got injured, she had to postpone her 50th birthday celebration.

A source said that Madonna took this injury as a sign she should postpone her birthday celebration and just play it by ear.  Perhaps the Material Girl isn’t in that great of shape….like she thought!  I mean how in the hell did she get a twisted ankle?!  She is constantly in the gym, and  she wears sensible shoes (i.e. ugly golf shoes).  I thought her ass was into yoga and shit?  She needs a tan or something.

Madonna has just never impressed me.  She doesn’t dance that well (if we compare her to great dancers like Britney Spears).  She doesn’t sing well (her vocal range just isn’t impressive).  I guess we gotta give her something for having longevity, but she probably has stuck around because she has sex with everyone.  She isn’t attractive.  She looks like white trash.  She is an okay actress, but clearly there are better actresses out there.  Sorry Madonna fans….I don’t see it….I don’t think I ever will.

Madonna

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