Jennifer Aniston

I HOPE this isn’t true!!!  OK! Magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston is going to be marrying John (ugly faces) MayerOK! is claiming they have exclusive details regarding Aniston’s dream wedding to Mayer.  eewwwww!!

The wedding is reportedly already in the works!  A source said, “She’s at an age where she is thinking with her head not just her heart. No way would she still be with anyone if marriage wasn’t a real option. She doesn’t want anything elaborate or showy.”

OMG…this must mean Jennifer is on crack!!  The only other explanation is …she hasn’t seen John perform.  He would make any decent girl vomit.  Mr. Ugly Faces has talent, but he goes about it in such an ugly way.

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