Shia LaBeouf

Apparently, Shia LaBeouf has just paid someone off!  Shia’s vehicle accident on Sunday morning was reportedly not his fault.  According to the AP:

Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore says detectives have determined that the other driver apparently ran a red light, and will be also be cited.

So, I guess Shia either paid those detectives off in cash or in coke.  Or…perhaps….maybe Shia is just an outstanding drunk driver, and the other person actually sucks at driving!!  Nah…I think he paid someone off.

Hope Shia’s hand is feeling better.  I bet he is on a lot of pain killers.  Who wants to take bets on Shia getting addicted to pain killers next?!?!

Technorati Tags: