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Brooke Hogan: Performs At Mansion & Club Goers Go Blind!

15 Jul

Posted by Ms Royale as Brooke Hogan, Chris Farley

Brooke Hogan thought it would be a cool idea to perform at Club Mansion in Miami. Unfortunately, she couldn’t find anything in her size to wear. I guess they don’t sell XXXXL size corsets!

This just reminds me of Chris Farley doing the “fat guy in a little coat” bit. What the hell was she thinking?!?!? Why does Brooke think she is a size zero?!?!

I get sooo pissed when I go shopping, and I can’t find a size 1. All the big sizes are left. No wonder…..all the big ass girls are taking the little clothes and squeezing into them! I blame Brooke Hogan! She looks awful. Someone needs to put her out of her misery. I have officially gone blind. Eww! Those poor club goers…I bet she ruined their night!

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4 Responses

lmimsey

July 15th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
1

Well I guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. What do you expect when your dad is Hulk Hogan? Clearly that corset is too small. She needs to get with the program and start shopping in the big and tall.
Holly

July 15th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
2

I mean, she is just surrounded by “yes” people who apparently blow smoke up her ass 24/7 about the size of her, well, ass. Did you know Mansion even misspelled her name on their marquee? HILARIOUS! What a D-lister.
Brad

November 17th, 2008 at 9:05 am
3

I’m glad you have to find something wrong with everyone. She practices all the time, what do you do? Is it because Brooke is tan and you turned out orange when you tried to fake bake? Or do you feel better talking shit on someone because your so embarrassed of your own cellulite?

You’re all pathetic
brad2

August 6th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
4

Wow YOU are a sorry piece of shit, just because every girl isn’t LiLo thin doesn’t mean they are fat. Brooke is very tall and carries her curves perfectly.
You should be ashamed of yourself. I don’t see pictures of your worthless floppy titted self anywhere..are you waif thin? are you fat? no one knows who hides behind the text. Loser.