Kid Rock

Kid Rock is in the hospital!!  Kid was set to perform at the U.K.’s Download Festival Friday; however, he had to cancel at the last minute due to poor health conditions.  He has reportedly been hospitalized for stomach cramps and dehydration.

Kid had been seen out at the Central London’s Whiskey Mist nightclub just the night before the concert.  So, I doubt he was very sick.  I’m thinking he was pretty hungover, or he may have had a drug overdoes.  Stomach Cramps??  Dehydration?  Wow…those celebrities sure do get dehydrated a lot!!  I’ll tell you what happened….

Kid went out, got super drunk, and went back to his hotel with some whores.  They probably stayed up all night doing blow and didn’t get any sleep.  He probably didn’t get any food in his system, and then probably started drinking some more alcohol around 10:00am.  He probably never got around to eating, and he started to feel like crap.  He probably either got some bad blow or a bad mixture of alcohol.  Kid Rock is an idiot.

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