Ashlee Simpson Pete Wentz

Word on the street is…Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are getting married…this SATURDAY!!

Can you say…Shot Gun Wedding!!!  Ashlee is already pregnant with gay Pete Wentz’s baby.  Ashlee (no talent) and Pete (fairy) are going to be hitched at a “secret” location!  ohhhh SECRETS!!!   The rehearsal dinner for family and a few close friends with be on Friday at another “secret” location.

Apparently, the guests don’t even know where the hell they are going.  They were just given save the date notices.  All guests will be transported in shuttles to the wedding location!!  Oh Boy…how exciting!!!  NOT!  Who the hell cares about this stupid wedding!!  Everyone knows they are only getting married because Ashlee is knocked up.  Pete will totally be the one in the dress at the wedding (with more eyeliner no doubt).

I hope their marriage lasts for a month!

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