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Farmer Wants A Wife? Or a Slut?!

30 Apr

Posted by Ms Royale as Brooke Ward, Farmer Wants A Wife, Matt Neustadt, Rock of Love, The Bachelor

Ok…so enough with the lame ass reality shows…right!?!? Tonight the CW is airing “Farmer Wants a Wife.” This show is about ten women who are sick and tired of city life, so they compete to win the heart of a FARMER!! They compete in a series of challenges, group activities, and dates to hopefully save themselves from being eliminated. Umm…perhaps I have heard of this show before …. The Bachelor, Rock of Love, etc….LAME!!!! Aren’t there any new ideas out there for reality TV?!

Matt Neustadt, 29, is a farmer from Missouri who is desperate for a wife. I don’t understand why he can’t just find one…he isn’t the worst looking individual! Anywho…he dates these 10 city gals and tries to find his true love. I think the show should be called “10 Desperate Ladies Lookin To Get Famous!” These girls are soooo not wanting a farmer!! PLEASE! That is such crap! And most of these girls are just hideous!! They really are.

I think the cutest one on the show will be Brooke Ward. She is originally from Texas, but she is now in California. Lisa, 21, is probably the next cutest. I think she is just on the show to get famous though. She is a street performer, singer, and dancer. Stacey, 25, lives in Delray Beach, Florida, and she doesn’t seem that hideous either. The rest of the girls though…need some help. Ashley, Amanda, Kanisha, Stephanie, Josie, Christa, and Krista are all a hot damn mess! They seriously are!!! I really think most of these girls (if not all) are just trying to get famous!! And…are they really gonna move to be with this dude?…..on a FARM?! PLEASE!!

I was just given photo’s of Krista, who doesn’t really look like she is ready to leave the big city…nor does it look like she is ready to be in a serious relationship!! Or…perhaps she likes girls?! Whatevs! CLICK READ MORE…to see photo’s of KRISTA from Farmer Wants A Wife …umm…being herself?!

Farmer Wants a Wife