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Jared Leto Sucks Paris Hilton’s Face!

23 Jan

Posted by Ms Royale as Jared Leto, Paris Hilton

Why is Paris Hilton making out with Jared Leto?!? I’m a little ill! Or actually…Why is Jared Leto making out with Paris?!?! I mean Jared is hot, but he now has herpes! GROSS!! I’m just sick at this point! Seriously! Why the hell would you ever make out with that skank? Another one bites the dust…

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3 Responses

Victoria (from England)

January 23rd, 2008 at 5:06 pm
1

Jared, grow up and stop acting like a little boy!! Paris will never change, what a whore she is!!…
and can anyone tell me when Jared went so ugly?
noname

February 7th, 2008 at 3:09 am
2

It’s not the miriad of puzzling reasons that Jared’s making out with Paris, it’s merely knowing someone like Paris who goes against everything that Jared sells himself to be.

Jared Leto is a spokesman for the freaks in geeks around the globe, with his band 30 Seconds to Mars. He is outspoken on global warming, dedicated to his acting and music craft, is highly intelligent and has the potential to become an accomplished director some day.

All these things combined, demonstrate a wonderful human being. So, why does such a unique man wind up making out with his polar opposite in a woman?

It’s not the fact he was making out, but the fact he’s making out with such a poor example of a woman. Personally, based on my beliefs and convictions, I would have difficulty even being a friend of someone with Paris’ lifestyle, not to mention her lack of intelligence and convictions.
Rai

February 13th, 2008 at 11:39 am
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the world is ending. have you seen his new “lego” haircut. *reteches*