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Didn’t get a chance to watch the terrifyingly creepy Tom Cruise Scientology Video yesterday before Scientologists pulled it off YouTube? Well, we’ve managed to get our hands on a website that still has it online and now we’d like to invite you to watch in all its glory and SHAME! Nevermind the orgs, nevermind the SPs and nevermind David Miscaviage, Defamer won’t hesitate to put our ethics on ANYONE! Don’t miss out, over one billion earth humans have been served. KSW and KFC forever (or something). This is must-see. Do not pass go without watching this Tom Cruise Scientology Video.

Tom Cruise Scientology Video

“If you’re on board, you’re on board like the rest of us,” Mr. Cruise assures his viewers in the clip. “Now is the time! Being a Scientologist, people turn to you. So you better know it, and if you don’t, go and learn it!” Oh, yeah, and “being a Scientologist, you see things the way they are in all their glory and complexity.” In short, Mr. Cruise’s reality—alien beings and all—is way more realer than yours.

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