Brooke Hogan was chillin by her hotel pool in Miami yesterday. She doesn’t look that bad, but damn she is thick. One more cupcake….and girlfriend is gonna blow up like a balloon!! She has some serious thighs! Those things could be weapons…all she has to do is wrap them around someone. She will seriously have to starve herself just to maintain a thick body type. Poor girl. Brooke has no shot in life. She can’t sing, her dad has a massive crush on her, her brother is gonna end up a prison bitch, and she looks like a man.
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Joey Novarro
March 26th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
1I don’t know what in the hell you are looking at girl, but it can’t be the Divine Miss Brooke you are describing. Men love curves, men love some meat, men love Brooke.
You pencil thin, skrawney clothes hangers can all starve yourselves because no real man wants what you don’t have. Give us Brooke anyday!!!
And as for those thighs . . . I know where she can use them, as do the 100,000,000’s of other men here in beautiful Miami. We worship her and her as you want to call it “thickness”. Which by the way, is no way thick at all. She is a perfectly well built woman who looks beautiful in every way.
Soleen
March 27th, 2008 at 6:05 am
2Girlfriend is a cheeseburger away from being a fat ass!!! The men who like thick girls are usually fat themselves!! No hot, muscular man wants to be seen with a thick girl like that!! She is gross. And Men in Miami do NOT worship her Joey….you worship her!! You must be uglier than fuck!
DjJohn
April 15th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
3Brooke is damn Hott! Im in shape, dont like to brag but i usally get the girl i want, Soleen are you a child molester or do you just like girls alot smaller to make up for your small side.
Soleen
April 16th, 2008 at 9:49 am
4Umm..DjJohn…you are probably fat. You probably aren’t that good looking. hahah get any girl you want! hahah just another man thinking he can get who he wants. LOSER!! Brooke is probably taller than you …she is monstrous! No hot dude wants a big ass girl like that. It’s like dating hulk hogan. There is something wrong with you sir!! Hot dudes want small girls. Well…unless you are black or Hispanic (then you want big, thick girls) ya know…b/c it’s your culture to date fat asses! White guys want little girls! Brooke will end up dating a black dude…watch what I say!
emeldiel
April 17th, 2008 at 9:39 am
5first of all, no one knows how she will look later in life, but judgeing by her parents body types, she more than likely will not get fat. and YES, PLENTY OF MEN LIKE A THICK GIRL, THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO HOLD ON TO, AND THE SEX ISN’T LIKE GETTIN JACKED UP BY A SKELETON. i think somebody here is a little jealous, and worried that they will end up fat. DON’T HATE, IT ONLY MAKES YOU LOOK IGNORANT, AND IT SHAMES YOUR UPBRINGING.
P.S.
ANYONE WHO DISSES BROOKES’ BODY, OR SAYS HE WOULDN’T HOOK IT UP… IS SOOOO FULL OF SH!T!!!
travo
May 28th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
6Not true. From Chicago and thick girls are my thing. I do not like skinny, skinny girls (sorry) with no ass nor meat. I do not like fat girls I am very hamsome (others say) and I kno. And brooker is KINDA my type xcept 4 da thin lips & booty chin. LOL.
payshuns
June 15th, 2008 at 10:43 am
7some people make me sick
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