Miley Cyrus has recently been accused of STEALING!!  This girl just can’t get a break!

The L.A. band, Lustra, is claiming that one of Miley’s songs is exactly like one of their songs!  They have claimed that the “Cyrus‘ Rockstar hit is a carbon copy of their Scotty Doesn’t Know song, which appeared on the soundtrack to the movie Eurotrip.”  Nick Cloutman, the guitarist for Lustra, said, “Although we are very flattered that Ms. Cyrus took this route, we would have preferred some credit.”

I totally remember that song from Eurotrip!!!  My old roommate used to go around singing it like crazy.  It got annoying….no wonder Hannah Montana is diggin it!

A spokesperson for Lustra said:

 “The immediate solution is to minimize leaks, and keep all future recordings in a vault, under extreme security.”

Miley…what are you doing girl?!  Stealing isn’t the answer!

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Ok…so apparently last week Howard Stern and his cretins  manipulated some of Dolly Parton’s recorded audio books into some stuff that was kind of racist and sexually graphic.  (Who in the hell thought of that idea on that stupid show?!!)

Anyways…Dolly Parton was really upset when she heard what Howard had done.  Dolly released the following statement:

I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life. I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this. If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it’s going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this.

Yeeahh…You can’t really be mean to Dolly Parton.  She is like the sweetest!  Howard should apologize.  Howard is pretty cool, but you shouldn’t really mess with Dolly.  Dolly is a sweety!  Why in the hell would you even want to be mean to Dolly Parton?

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Maxim Magazine chose Marisa Miller as their hottest woman in 2008!! I am too excited! Marisa is a total babe!! Miller is a Victoria’s Secret Model who just graced the latest cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition.

Maxim finally got it right!!! They finally chose a number one who is actually super hot!!! WOOHOO!!! And I LOVE Marisa Miller!! My nail guy thinks I look like her (umm…yeah I don’t think so), but I will totally let him think whatever he wants!

Following Miller on the list are:

#2: Scarlett Johansson (she probably belongs on the list…but #2??)
#3: Jessica Biel (hot…but not that hot..probably top 10 tho)

#4: Eva Longoria Parker (OMG…seriously? Why is she even in the top 10?)

#5: Sarah Michelle Gellar (Who the hell thought of her?!?!)

#6: Elisha Cuthbert (Super cute…very hot…love her!)

#7: Eva Mendes (She should have been higher on the list)

#8: Christina Aguilera (Understandable)

#9: Lindsay Lohan (What? Seriously? Ok…the voters must have freckles! Not top 10 material)

#10: Ashley Tisdale (umm…she is cute in that little girl way…not top 10 material)

I mean damn….Charlize Theron is #11, Megan Fox is #16, Heidi Klum is #33, and Jessica Alba is #34. You are telling me that Lindsay Lohan and hotter than Heidi Klum?!?! Umm…I think not!! And… Ashley Tisdale is hotter than Megan Fox or Charlize Theron!? Ummm…NO! come on Maxim…

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Stupid Brooke Hogan is all upset her brother, Nick Hogan, was sentenced to 8 months in jail.  Brooke has been blogging on Myspace again!!!  Check out this load of crap (from Brooke herself):

I know most of the public thinks my brother is some rich little selfish kid, but NO ONE knows the real story and I’m really pissed that the truth didn’t come out from either side. A LOT of lies were told in that trial. Believe me. And it wasn’t from us. John was NEVER home. He was at our house. ALL THE TIME. that should say enough…. Im not going to be out spoken right now, but If some s*** doesn’t start getting straightened out, A lot of people are going to eat their words for lieing. I know all of the truth and I have back up. I never know how twisted this world could be but I’m starting to figure it out. And I’m gonna have to jump off my high road and tackle some ppl who are taking the low road. I know you guys don’t understand, but you will really really soon. Keep praying. And by the way, before you judge anybody, make sure you really know them. I promise you if you were to meet my brother he would give you the shirt off his back. He’s not “NICK HOGAN.” AND hes not the person he plays on tv. People are so gullible now a days…

Brooke, shut up!  Nobody cares!  Everyone hates you!  How about if we let your brother out and you promise to disappear and never hurt our ears with your crappy singing again??  Is that fair?!  Awesome!  Until the judge goes for that….SHUT  YOUR MOUTH!

Hope Nick hasn’t dropped the soap yet!!

What is Brooke trying to say anyway??  That John Graziano didn’t like his family!?! John was always hanging out with the Hogan’s because he was friends with Nick and probably TRUSTED him….ya know…not to try to kill him!!  What a bitch?!  He can’t even speak for himself anymore…her brother almost killed him (well Nick turned him into a vegetable!)  How dare her!!  BITCH!  Brooke SHOULD NOT say shit about John!!  She is so stupid!

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Hugh Hefner, owner of Playboy, has absolutely no plans on marrying his #1 girlfriend, Holly Madison.  Madison has made it no secret that she is crazy for Hef and would like to marry him someday.  However, Hef is making sure Holly knows that day will never come.

At last weeks ‘Playmate of the Year’ luncheon, Hefner confessed that he is planning on staying unmarried for the rest of this life.  Hefner, 82, made Holly very upset by ruining her hopes of happiness.  Everyone knows Holly wants a marriage and children with Hef.

Madison,28, and Hefner have been dating since 2001.  Hefner revealed that while he loved Holly very much and wanted to be with her for the rest of his life, he did not want to marry her.  Hefner said:

“I love Holly very much and I think we’re going to be together the rest of my life.  But marriage isn’t part of my puzzle. It’s not a personal thing; I just haven’t had much luck with marriages.”

A very upset Madison said, “We are no closer to getting married than we were years ago.  It’s like a car stalled at the side of the road.”

I wonder if Holly will leave Hef?!  I mean Holly is sooo cute!!!  She could find happiness with someone else!  Sure she won’t find that kind of fame or money with someone else, but if it’s a marriage and babies she wants…then hit the road girl!!!  Holly has a pretty sweet setup!  I do feel for the girl tho!  I mean after years of having sex with Hef….she can’t even get him to give her the ring!!

Poor thing…We still love you Holly!!  And we think Hef is making a major mistake!

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Umm…there really isn’t a lot to say about this one.  Miley Cyrus, star of Hannah Montana, does the Body by Milk ad.  Well…OF COURSE SHE DOES!!!  Miley has probably been wanting to do this ad since they came out with them….she was like 4!

No, Miley….you are not a good role model for this.  And I doubt she even drinks Milk….unless she adds vodka and pepto!

BTW: Remember when Britney Spears did the Body by Milk ad?!?!  (JUST SAYIN!!!!)

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Jason Castro, the American Idol Reject, has spoken to OK! Magazine about his stereotype.  Castro says that his reputation on the show was that of a stoner.  (Perhaps it was the dreadlocks and sleepy look that gave it away!)

Anywho….Castro, from Rockwall, Texas, confessed that he has NEVER been high!  He told OK! that he has been dealing with these stereotypes since he got his dreadlocks years ago, but it couldn’t be farther from the truth.  Castro said:

“I think that, especially with things like [Idol], people like to stereotype so easily.  Just because a guy is really easy going…People have always said that [about me].”

 

“When I was younger I was real hyper and they’d think I was always drunk and I had never had a drink of alcohol until, like, last year.”

 

“But the fact is I’ve never been high in my life.”

 

“I don’t worry about what people say, and if they ask me I always tell the truth.”

Ok…well we have established that he isn’t a stoner.  So…he likes Xanax or something!  And…Castro is 20!!!  So…why is he promoting underage drinking?!?!  He said he drank last year?!?!  He started drinking at age 19?!  Awesome!!  Good thing he wasn’t voted the American Idol!

He really needs to get rid of those dreads….NASTY!!  Jason Castro could be kinda cute ….why the hell does he ruin his looks with those nasty dreads?!?!  IT IS NOT COOL!!!

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Tara Reid’s stomach continues to eat itself.  The poor girl just ruined herself with all that surgery.  Tara is vacationing in Miami with her man (who is super ugly).

I guess we could call them the BUSTED STOMACH COUPLE??!?

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The woman in the ugly white dress just got dumped!! (laughter)

Jessica Simpson was hanging out in L.A. on Sunday all pissed off because her boyfriend, Tony Romo, dumped her ass.   Romo, the Dallas Cowboys Quarterback, probably got sick of Jessica wearing those ugly ass dresses and talking about John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston hooking up.

Jessica just cannot seem to find a man and lock him in!!  She should have kept Nick Lachey when she had him!!  What a stupid girl!

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Jessica Alba is in the June’s edition of Allure magazine.  She is dressed up as Charlie Chaplin, which is just weird.  Anywho…she gives a pretty good interview.  Here are a couple of quotes from her interview:

Jessica Alba (On Sex Before Marriage): “I never believed women had to be virgins when they got married, or that a woman has to fall in love with a guy just because they’re having sex. I don’t think sex is a big deal. I hated the hypocrisy of it. Men can do whatever, and it’s acceptable.”

Jessica Alba (On Her Steamy Public Image): “[Hollywood] always play[s] up your sexuality, because that’s what gets men into the theaters. And I never really gave a shit about all that stuff! It’s nothing to be ashamed of. But it is definitely not what I am about by any means!”

Jessica Alba (On Owning Her Sexuality): “I don’t think I was comfortable with my sexuality until I was an adult, probably, like, 22 – that’s when I stopped apologizing and stopped feeling ashamed. I did the Vagina Monologues in L.A. That made me proud.”

I love the fact that Jessica is very open about her sexuality.  She isn’t embarrassed nor does she take it someplace slutty.  I like how women now days don’t make sex out to be this big production.  At least she isn’t trying to hide the fact that she isn’t a virgin and all this bullshit about waiting till marriage.  I hate stars who act like they are sweet, innocent virgins and then end up on the cover of some magazine half naked and look freshly f*cked!!

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